Fysh tails. (pun pun)

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

OK TIME TO FILL IN THE BLANKS.

TIME TO UNRAVEL THE MYSTERY OF THE EMPTY POST!

here's what the actual content was.

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Ok its now 1.30pm at Bukit Batok Bus stop on a hot and sunny afternoon,
and i'm blogging from my handphone via GPRS.

I've been waiting for 30 minutes for 506.

And it still hasnt come.

FUCK YOU 506 I FUCKING HATE YOU. I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH.

EXPRESS BUS SERVICE? UP UR ASS LAH NABEI.


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there you have it. 1x sms blog post.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

today has been a real ASDASFADASFASDASFASGASFASFASDAS day.

TUESDAYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE NO SCHOOL DAYS, but i went back anyhow.

was pretty productive, in the sense that i got my green screen and shit covered.

only a bit more to film on thursday morning, thanks to stella's slot. :)


anyway i only had 4 fucking hours of sleep last night cos i woke up at 6 fucking AM this morning.

i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.
i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.
i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.
i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.
i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.
i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.
i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.
i hate waking up at 6 fucking AM.


point made.

there's something else biting me now, and ITS THE FUCKIN CHINESE NEWSWRITING ARTICLE LAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. KNN HOW TO DO.

HAHAHAH NOW I REGRET EATING THE CHICKEN WINGS INSTEAD OF DOING THOSE INTERVIEWS DURING THE RECEPTION

to make things worse, i tried to start on my article just now, and here's what happenedzor.

I OPENED MSWORD
CHANGED LANGUAGE SETTINGS TO CHINESE
TYPED ONE CHARACTER
MSWORD HUNG
ILLEGAL OPERATION

WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR WTF LOR


ahhaha ok this has been 1x fuckin whiny post, so to make it less whiny, i'll end off this post with my motto in life.


FUCK IT LAH. NIGHT.

Monday, November 27, 2006

This post shall be about how fucked i am for GREEN SCREEN tomorrow. (that is if i get the chance to freeload lah. haha)

nabeicheebyechaoturban.

i swear when i wrote my script, i didnt consider the consequences.

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A FAN AND BRING IT INTO MEDIA BIZ

fuck lah LOL KEKEKE

i dont quite like MME lah, esp since the work is individual. i'd prefer group work cos then people can remind me bout deadlines and shit.

and also, i really hate to say this, but i really miss being in the same group with bernie the gay. diff class and all. sucks leh.

see lah no bernie = no booking of the lanjiao equipment = having to freeload :(

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haha ok on to another issue. recent events have made me realise something:

that i always tend to shoot my mouth off without processing it through my brain.

ahhhhhh i wont deny that, in fact i admit thats pretty much a flaw of mine.

god knows how many people i've offended unknowingly.

but seriously, 90% of what i say, i usually dont mean it that way. unless you see me saying it with a straight face and yah lah it depends on the occasion also.

anyway whats said, has been said. there's no taking it back.

so if ever i've said something that really offended you, but you kept it to yourself,

i wanna say I'm sorry man.

i know it means shit lah, after all its just 3 pathetic words.

But those 3 words are part of the 10%. i hope you guys know i really mean it.


(NOT EMO POST BTW.)

oh oh oh i just tried on the Topman Tee and it fits perfectly! love it! :)

Saturday, November 25, 2006

got home pretty late last night (or early rather), and since i only had only 8 hours of sleep throughout the past 2 days, i pretty much KO-ed till bout 11+ am and thus i missed the SIP lecture.

but anyway, fuck that.

this post is to THANK,

all those who remembered my birthday,
all those who got me something for my birthday,

and lastly,

all those who spent my birthday with me and who made it a really really fun one.

THANKS guys. i really really x 10000 appreciate it and i love you guys long tyme :)

i would type a long post on how much i <3 you guys, but nahhhhhhhhhhhhh

(/startexcusecosimtoolazy)

Short and Sweet FTW RIGHT? :))))))))))

(/endexcusecosimtoolazy)

anyhow, its raining now at my place.

not those heavy kinda rain, but those that makes it seem like as if its evening time at 3.51pm in the afternoon.

WoW is pretty much boring to me now, cos i've achieved the epitome of l337-ness and thus have nothing else to do.

so i'll just go find some old games and entertain myself with them.

Things to do:

1) MME green screen and filming shit. (which im so fucked cos i've been told that the last booking slot has been taken up and i havent booked my slot yet. HAHA GG. if anyone of u wanna donate some time to me from your slot, i swear i'll love you long time. ok fine maybe not love you long time, but i'll buy you lunch/dinner. :) )

2) Chinese newswriting article for 93.8 LIVE student forum shit which is due next friday.

3) hmm what else?

dunno. fuck it. play game. bye.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Something i koped from my guildmate's blog.


These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
___________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_____________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
__________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
__________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
_________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
_______________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
_______________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one...
_____________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
_______________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
_______________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
_____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY : Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
________________________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure ?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.



kekekekkee ok gonna get ready for radiopro at 2pm. laters.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

hahaha FYSH HAS GOT SOMETHING IN-TER-RES-TING to show all of you!

its pretty embarrasing to me lah, but just thought i'd show this to all of you guys, just for laughs :)

i came across this while i was commenting on my friend's blog in Windows Live Spaces (since i had to log in), and so i clicked on my Profile Details.

i think i created this account back when i was 15 years old, when i first got my hotmail email, so yeah DISCLAIMER : I AM NOT LIKE THAT NOW OKAY.


without further adue,


Monday, November 20, 2006

Monday Dinner days are always fun fun fun!

what makes it even better, is knowing that I HAVE NO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY HAHAHAHAHHAA

ahhhhhh man. nothing is better than slacking on my chair, killing flowerz, talking shit on msn and being able to stay up late and wake up late.

not to mention being accompanied by good music too while i'm doing all of the above.

lyrics of the day 4 all of you. (which i think are nice lah. haha)

It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I dont never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel


Hinder - Lips of an Angel


k ler back to killing more flowerz.

IF U'RE ANTI VULGARITIES, PLZ DO NOT READ KTHNX.

(THEN AGAIN U'RE MOST PROBABLY GONNA GIVE IN TO CURIOSITY, SO JUST READ IT ANYHOW)



I PREESENT TO YUOOO ALL

1X SIBEIKANPUADAMNBOLIAO PERSON.









HAHAHAHHAA.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

hit the gym yesterday after school.

and mannnnnn it felt good.

the feeling of TIGHT TIGHT muscles really makes one feel good.

i really oughta hit the gym more often. teehee.

okay bye. loloolo

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I just woke up. KEKE.

time for some herbal chicken noodles and 2x chicken wings. HOHSEI.

Monday, November 13, 2006

mmmmmmmm

today's a great day!

im finally done with my PSA and my uhhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah SKILLS TEST.

hohseiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

dont you just love days which u know that you dont have school on the following day?

WELL I DO. KEKE

had dinner day on monday as usual, went to the rabbit place at raffles place for some CHEAPSKATE SHARK FIN. HAHAHA FUCKIN PATHETIC LAH, ONLY ONE LANJIAO RING OF SHARKFIN AND FUCK LOAD OF EGG. KNN.

but fuck the food cos the company was good lah, such a pity bernie that assclown couldnt come along cos he had to go home to eat his dinner.

/end of normal mundane daily post


here's a song which i think is pretty uhhhhh.. yes pretty! :)

The Click Five - I'll take my chances

You and I
We never had it easy, baby
We had to work so hard
And every time it feels like we're gonna make it
That's when it falls apart, but

Baby I'll take my chances with you
Baby I'll take my chances with you

Every night I think about the mistakes I've made
I try to change my ways
And I don't mind all the little games we play
And all the foolish things you say, cause

Baby I'll take my chances with you
That's what I'm gonna do
Baby I'll take my chances with you

Love is what you make it
So give it one more try
Cause I get turned down when you're not around
I just can't take it all

You and I
We never had it easy baby
We've both been hurt before
And only time will tell us if we're gonna make it
There's no way to be sure, but

Baby I'll take my chances with you
That's what I'm gonna do
Baby I'll take my chances with you
You know it's true

Baby I'll take my chances with you
That's what I'm gonna do
Baby I'll take my chances
I'll take my chances
With you

here's a little note to someone, dont know if she still reads this blog anymore, but here goes:

similarly, i've never regretted anything in my life. from screwing my studies up, to coming to CMM when i live so far off in CCK.
the things i've done in my entire lifetime, have made me what i am today.
whatever i did, it was just cause and consequence.

and i never did regret the things i did on 14-2-2006. not one bit.

however there's one thing i've come to regret, and thats not treasuring whats important and focusing on less important stuff.

You're a great girl. Trust me. only that i wasnt cut out to be as great a boyfriend as you were a girlfriend.

too late for regretting that now though, its all in the past. :)
but it still remains as a lesson taught to me, the hard way.

haha and no this isnt an emo post, but rather a light-hearted post.

you must be thinking right now "blahblahblah so much bullshit, he just wants a reconcilation" right?

mmmm nah thats not the motive of this post.

but rather, this post is to thank YOU for all the memories, be it wonderful or not so wonderful.

i still treasure them all the same.

whether our paths will cross again in the future, i'll leave it to fate. (even though im such a cynic, but there're always exceptions :) )

till then, i just wanna say,

You'll always be someone special to me in a way.
That's for sure, and i dont give a shit whether you like it or not. :)

Sunday, November 12, 2006

TIME CHECK NOW AND ITS 11.53PM.

I'VE COMPLETED MY UHHHHHHHHH.. PRODUCT DESCRIPTION.

WOOWHEE. JUST SCRIPT/STORYBOARD/PRODUCTION SCHEDULE/CREW LIST TO GO!


taking a short break now and eating curry (YES CURRY AT 11.54PM) brought back by my dad from the GATHERING OF UBERl337 CHINA MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS at his friend's house.


mmmmmmmm...its pretty gewd cos im eating it together with french loaf.
one weird thing about it is that it doesnt have potatoes though.

HOW CAN CHICKEN CURRY NOT HAVE POTATOES. ITS SACRILEGE. ITS BLASPEHMY.

but who cares cos its still uber sour and spicy. just the way i like my CURRYYYYYYYYYYY.

YUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

ok pardon the sudden influx of gh3y blog posts. procrastination pwned me. imma finish my curry and get back to finishing my PSA.

KEKEKE.
AS OF NOW, THE TIME IS 9.40 PM AND IM PROUD TO SAY THAT I'VE NOT STARTED ON MY PSA WHICH IS DUE TOMORROW AT 2PM.

THE PURPOSE OF THIS POST,

IS TO HIGHLIGHT
HOW UBER I AM
HOW GREAT
HOW ZAI
HOW WONDERFUL
AND HOW AWESOMESAUCE I AM.

AND THEREFORE IM GONNA FINISH IT UP IN 6 HOURS STARTING FROM NOW, OR BUST.
DO PRAY FOR ME BEFORE YOU SLEEP.
ANY WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT THAT YOU DEEM FIT FOR ME WILL BE APPRECIATED.

GGKTHNXBAI.

P/S: NOOBS WHO END AT 6PM OR SO TMR, DINNER PLZ U FUCKWITZ.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

nothing beats the shit out of GOOD OLE BUILD-ME-UP SONGS

songs likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1. Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
2. Rooster - Staring at the sun
3. Yellowcard - Gifts and Curses

and my current fav

4. My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the black parade


slow beginnings to climatic chorus-es are THE SHIT MANG

Friday, November 10, 2006

just came back from working out.

moral of the story : do not overexert yourself.

cos i did and right now, only 2 words can adequately describe me.

FUCKED UP.

head's twirling like fuckshit. :@

Thursday, November 09, 2006

contary to yesterday (which was a shitty day), today went much much much better!

woke up at at a nice time of 8am (which is pretty late for me but considerably still early for those eastern fucks)

had my usual shit breakfast consisting of bread :
showered and headed down for CCC class at 11am.

class was pretty cool, though boring as usual.
only cool thing that happened during that class was......

tammy, xinya and i owned the tutorial assignment in 10 mins flat.
damn damn damn last minute work lah, since we spent the first half hour talking shit and going out of point.
then when it was about to come to our turn for us to present, we hastily drew up a mindmap in 10 mins.

AND IN THOSE 10 MINS, I SWEAR THE AMOUNT OF POINTS/INFO/SHIT AND LINKS WE CAME UP WITH WAS FUCKIN FANTASTIC.

so much so she said ours was GEWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. HAHAHAHA

anyhow, class ended slightly after 1 and i was just hanging outside class for awhile before deciding to head off to cut my hair and grab some lunch.

THEN WHO HAPPENED TO POP IN FRONT OF MY EYES, BUT MS. NEH NEH

who told me she was going to do her interview.
and i thought, why not do it today too? so i tagged along.
went to rent out the recorder from media biz and since nehneh had some time to burn before her interviewee was free, i got to do my interview first.

and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, we headed down to my previous workplace!

CLUB STREET INDOCHINE BAR SAVANH.

man i swear i miss that place. couple of new faces there too though.

had some time to burn before the manager i wanted to interview came down, so we went to maxwell to makan lunch.
and then it had to fuckin rain.

walked back in the rain to the bar, waited a while (ok maybe just not "AWHILE" TEEHEE) before the manager arrived.

she gave a pretty gewdddddd speech though, i just found myself nodding and nodding at the stuff she was saying HAHAHA

when i was done, it was already 4.30+ i think, so we had to rush down to KOVAN for neh neh's interview.

hahaha walked quite a lot in shitty weather and got to the cookie place where neh neh's cousin was. finished her interview and realised that it was almost 6pm (mediabiz closed)

so yeah that explains the calls i made around that time. wanted to ask around for Mr. Pok's number to ask him what would happen if we didnt return the recorder on time.

couldnt get Mr. Pok, but got ethan instead, who just told us to return the recorders asap in the morning, so it was cool.

following that, we just walked back to KOVAN and i took the mrt home.

Got some new songs from CHIEF KERKER so listened to them on the trip home.
and seriously, nothing beats good music on the move.

good music made the trip home a pretty enjoyable one.

chanced upon one pretty old song from Spiderman 2 OST

Yellowcard - Gifts and Curses.

fuck i really missed that song, and hearing it again with that uber instrumental part just ___________ ( insert euphoric feeling when u hear ur fav song)

so yes, that about ends my day for today. pretty productive i'd say, considering that i was planning to leave my interview till next week.

SO GOD DAMN FUCKIN GLAD IM DONE WITH IT.

workout time in around 1 hour's time.
listening to Bon Jovi's UNBREAKABLE should help ;)

UNBREAKABLE, UNSTOPPABLE, IM INVINCIBLE.
COME ON BRING IT TO ME
COS IM ALWAYS GONNA BE UNBREAKABLE,
RELIABLE,
UNDENIABLE,
COME ON GIVE IT TO ME
COS IM ALWAYS GONNA BE UNBREAKABLE.

first decent post in years. YAY ME.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

wasnt in the best of moods today for some reason or another.

when you guys asked me whats wrong, i wish i could answer that question/know what was bugging me

but i didnt.

i just felt like that all of a sudden.

purpose of this post is to apologize to those i was being snappy to and what not.
was being quite a party pooper. sorry bout that.

and lastly, i appreciate the concern too. really.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Even now, I know.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

lololo here i am procrastinating AGAIN.

so anyhow while im procrastinating, i might as well give a proper blog post to ALL MY SI TEH LOYAL READERZ OUT THERE. YAY ME.

had my first week of school last week and it went pretty well i guess.

just that i didnt really know anyone THAT well in my new class, so yea didnt really get to socialise that much as compared to when im with TEH HUATTERZ.

ok lah school was just fucking boring lah, as usual.

soooooooooo fast forward to friday evening! (eh btw monday and friday evenings are dinner days k, mai pangseh.)

friday eveninggggggggggg was pretty cool
went for dinner with bernie and vannie at macs, then bernie had to "GO HOME ASAP TO FINISH HIS PROPOSAL SO THAT HE CAN PLAY HIS LANCHEOW CS"

philip called and asked if we wanted to hang out, so me and vanny went over to his house first to wait for him since he had to do some shit.

had free green tea and free entertainment watching his bro play conker on XBOX.

following which, we headed down to Wala Wala for dunno what lancheow.

watched the band there for awhile, had a drink ( will pay u back on monday ah. lolol), then left cos it was butt crowded and fuckign irritating since we had to stand near the fucking cashier where human traffic was butt abundant.

went home, WOW-ed, slept.

Saturday - Woke up, WOW-ed, slept

Sunday - SEE ABOVE

here's a PSA for all of you.
ALVYN teh nub and his band is playing at The Cathay's Ben & Jerry on this coming Tuesday Night at 8.30pm.

i'm thinking of going down to watch since there're a couple of nais songs that I CAN ACTUALLY RELATE TO.

So, anyone wants to come along? Tuesday night. can go there makan ice kream too.

if u wanna, lemme know. cos if no one else going then i also fuckit.


TASTE OF OWNAGE FOR ALL OF YOU NUBS

Saturday, November 04, 2006

After all this time
I never thought we'd be here
Never thought we'd be here
When my love for you was blind
But I couldn't make you see it
Couldn't make you see it
That I loved you more than you'll ever know
A part of me died when I let you go