Fysh tails. (pun pun)

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

BEE EMM ARR FOR THE FUCKING LOSE.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

TOMORROW IS THE DAY OF RECKONING.
TOMORROW IS THE DAY OF ENLIGHTENMENT.
TOMORROW
IS
THE
DAY
I
GO
BACK

to playing WoW.


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHSUADGASUIODGASIdboHFBVACBZX CZGX CBZXCIZXBNIOCJn
WIN SINGAPORE IDOL FOR THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE NEXT 7-11 COMMERCIAL!
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT I JUST SPENT MY ENTIRE SATURDAY ON

DYNASTY WARRIORS 4

HAHAHAHAHAHHA HACK AND SLASH GAMES ARE SO MINDLESS AND ADDICTIVE,
U DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED TILL U LOOK AT THE CLOCK.

which i do not have in my study room.

GG TO ME. KEKEKE

Friday, May 26, 2006

your hands are shaking cold,
your hands are mine to hold.

stick to me.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Temasek Polytechnic is fucking lame.

2 nights ago they sent me a warning email. i just realised they cc-ed it to Mattuci Angelo and Felicia Nah. fuck lah. noob angelo. _|_

and just again today, i got this.

To all students taking IGS CDS (subject code beginning with 'G'),

Please read this email and take note. Please ignore this email if you are not the intended recipient.

This is to inform you of the following revision in para (5) under "Attendance" in the IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR IGS CDS STUDENTS dated 24 April 2006 that you received from your Subject Tutor. This new IGS regulation will take immediate effect.

When you have been absent for 2 tutorial sessions (previously was '1') without approved Leave of Absence (LOA) from your School, a Warning Letter will be sent to you via email (cc. your Care Person and Subject Tutor). A copy of the letter will also be posted to your parent/guardian.

Please be reminded that the onus is on you to keep track of your own attendance. You have been informed by your Subject Tutor that when you have been absent for 3 or more lessons without approved LOA, a “Letter of Ineligibility for Assessment” will be sent to you (cc. your Care Person, Course Manager and your parent/guardian) to state that you have failed to meet the 85% attendance requirement and, as a result, may fail the subject.

If you have any queries, please contact your respective Subject Tutor. Please DO NOT REPLY to this email.

Thank you and all the best in your studies!

Best regards,

Tan Chee Hong

Poly Admin Officer

Interdisciplinary & General Studies Dept

Hotline: 6780 6565


what the fuck is with TP spamming me with warning emails.
hahaha got this off wen's blog who got it off explosm.net




click on it to enlarge!
No more angst.
No more sickness.

ok fine maybe not no more sickness. but am feeling a lot better now.

credit goes to the sms which i received at 12.42am.
and also of course to the subsequent ones.

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

I AM SNEEZING AND COUGHING LIKE A FUCKING LEPER.
AND IM DOING THE FUCKING LITERATURE REVIEW AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.
THEREFORE I AM FUCKING ANGSTY. PERIOD.
i came home, to find a warning letter from TP lying on my table.
It said that i did not attend french class on 4th May, 4-6pm.

i did attend lorh. i attended the fucking 2-4pm class and angelo even knew i was there. but somehow, when it came to the 4-6pm slot and he was marking attendance, he marked me absent. what the fuck. cheebye lah.

haha ok so anyway, XMEN3 was good shit :)
hehe tix were free (thanks to ah lian's dad) and we even got free popcorn and coke, courtesy from a couple of my PJC friendz.

kaydenz im off to shower and get some rest. just crossing my fingers and hoping that i wont fall sick.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

KAY IN LIEU OF THE MANY KOMPLAINZ RECEIVED FROM EVERYONE, I SHALL RESOLVE TO PLACE AN "AWAY" TAG ON MY MSN WHENEVER IM AFK.

FROM NOW ON,

"ONLINE" STATUS = ONLINE.
"AWAY" STATUS = AWAY.

KTHNXHAPPYNOW?
HAHAHHA THANK YOU ICKIE FOR UR TEEHEEHEE.
today (saturday) was a (Y) day.

went to sch in the morning for multicam.
had to wake up at 6am in the morning. and i didnt have much time, so i just had 2 half boiled eggs.
i was actually contemplating to head over to the kopitiam opposite TP or go macs to grab something to makan before heading to class cos i reached TP at around 8.30am. but then i was afraid i wouldnt have enough time, so i thought i was gonna starve till later.
but then as i was walking into school with an almost empty stomach cos halfboiled eggs take only like 1 hr to digest, i saw this lady and this man selling nasi lemak and tea/coffee outside the library. quite l337 leh.
nasi lemak 1 buck nia. the tea was like only 30 cents. and it was good shit.
so anyway i went for multicam feeling good and with a full stomach. :)

multicam was good shit mang. hands on shit is so much better than theory shit. but the fucking studio is perpetually cold, even for a cold resistant person like me.
haha so anyway, today the class sorta RPG-ed the various roles in the studio.
personally, i was the technical dunno what aka button presser, floor manager, VTR, Camera, the guest AND the director.
being a director is so fucking stressful as compared to the other roles. perhaps its due to my own personality of not exactly liking to give commands to others. dunno why the fuck i took leadership and character for last sem anyway. lololol.

but then again, it was fucking fun lah. and it sorta brought the class closer together. i myself talked to quite a number of people whom i've never talked to before. and its pretty interesting. heh heh heh. time flew by real quick when it was hands on, and it was 1 pm pretty soon.

left school with darryl and felicia for a spin in his l337 BMW. lolol. fucking l337. i so want a driving license now. he dropped us off at kembangan mrt station and so i took the mrt with felicia to bugis. just kinda talked to her a lil just now while i was doing VTR shit, and found out she was going to bugis library too, so what the hell. haha.

met the GEEK and the DORK at bugis mrt to have lunch. ajisen ramen sucks leh cb. the black pepper beef ramen sucks cos it was fucking salty instead of being spicy and the soft shell crab sucks too cos all i fucking tasted was fucking flour. waste monies. which reminds me. THANKS SHUEY. AHJAJA.

headed down to bugis library to do some research on BMR stuff. spent like 5 hours there reading books on smoking, chilling out and all. ickie joined us later for awhile. was quite a productive day i hope, haha, thanks to the DORK. seriously lah dude u make a fucking good leader. no kidding. if u take LDSCHR as ur CDS next sem, u dont have to do anything. the teacher will just look at ur face and give u a fucking Z on the spot and tell u not to come for tutorialz anymorez.

so anyway ickie left first at 6pm for some party and he dumped his fucking lappie with me. but naomine cos got TEEHEEHEE stuff. TEEHEEHEE. and i had to fucking lug it home. i came to school in the morning with a file and i went home with a black crumpler and laptop. wtf.

speaking of which i digress abit.

FYSH. says:
i have iylia's lappie with me now
FYSH. says:
lololol
Because of You says:
haha!
Because of You says:
how come??
FYSH. says:
i stole it
FYSH. says:
dun tell anyone ah
Because of You says:
huh??
Because of You says:
realli ah??
FYSH. says:
yah
FYSH. says:
dun tell anyone plz
FYSH. says:
im only telling you
Because of You says:
gif him back leh
FYSH. says:
wah lao i went through alot to steal it lah
Because of You says:
gif him back la
FYSH. says:
dowan lah
FYSH. says:
dun tell anyone ok
Because of You says:
ok
FYSH. says:
thanks
FYSH. says:
u rock
FYSH. says:
love you long tyme

heh. ok so the geek, the dork, and i left the library at 7+pm after we were done. went opposite for some kuay chap/ duck rais. then went to the MRT station.

AND WHAT THE FUCK. WE SAW THE SPLITTING IMAGE OF


SILAS.

HAHAHHAAH WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

and then i made shuey take the train to outram park instead of to dhoby ghaut, while annoying her still. HAHA.
so she got out at outram and it was just IPAWD IPAWD IPAWD all the way home.

/blogend 2.05am

SEE, I DIDNT TAKE 2 HOURS LIKE HOW SOMEONE DID. AND ITS STILL COUNTING.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

just finished downloading this new game called

Heroes of Might and Magic V

played it from morning (9.30am) till now (9.43pm)
with breaks in between for lunch and simpsons and dinner.
man, life rocks.

so anyway, i kept failing this particular mission.
so i decided to go to www.gamefaqs.com for some help.
but then, i couldnt find any.

why?
cos the official release date of that game is on 19/05/2006

-.-

piracy owns j00.


also, i just read ewie's blog and she mentioned about homework.
fuck lah. i think i've got a whole shit load of work waiting for me.

BMR lit reviews (individual/group)
Socialogy group proj
French shit which i gotta revise.

1x SIAN LORH.

KEKEKEKE BUT NAOMINE IMMA GO WATCH INKREDIBLE TALEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NOW. KEKEKE

KEKEKE AND THERE'S "THE BONE KOLLECTOR" AFTER THAT TOO KEKEKE.
IF U"RE READING THIS, DONT BE A BERNIE AND GO WATCH PLZ.

Friday, May 12, 2006

KEKEKE
KEKE
KEKEKEKE
KEKEKE
KE
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KE
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KE
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TODAY IS A KEEKLISH DAY.

KEKEKEEK
EKE
KEK
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EKEKEKE
EKE
KEKE
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EkE
K
EKe
Ke
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EkEk
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IF U JUST READ THIS LANCHEOWY POST, U HAVE TO LEAVE A "KEEKLISH" KOMMENT IN MEMORATION OF THIS KEEKLISH DAY. KTHNX.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

fuck mang tio trixxed.
we didnt have to do the socialogy thing in the first place.
ms chuah went over it in class.
naohiah.

but besides that,
Today was a very good day indeed. :)
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

anyhow i've got 26 cheapthrill POPCAP games up for grabs, if anyone wants.

1. Alchemy Deluxe
2. Astropop Deluxe
3. Atomica Deluxe
4. Bejeweled 2 Deluxe
5. Bejeweled Deluxe
6. Big Money Deluxe
7. Bonnie's Bookstore Deluxe
8. Book Worm Deluxe
9. Chuzzle Deluxe
10. Dynomite Deluxe
11. Feeding Frenzy 2 Deluxe
12. Feeding Frenzy Deluxe
13. Heavy Weapon Deluxe
14. Iggle Pop! Deluxe
15. Insaniquarium Deluxe
16. Mummy Maze Deluxe
17. Ningpo Mahjong Deluxe (you might want this, baby. JIJI )
18. Noah's Ark Deluxe
19. Pixelus Deluxe
20. Pizza Frenzy
21. Rocket Mania Deluxe
22. Seven Seas Deluxe
23. TipTop Deluxe
24. Typer Shark Deluxe
25. Word Harmony Deluxe
26. Zuma Deluxe

just let me know if you want any specific games and i'll send it over to j00 via msn.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Today was good. :)

Every wednesday will be good. :)

well, no school aside, i also did some thinking and reflection today.
that, coupled with the conversation i had with stella yesterday via sms during socialogy class/on the way home, also helped me realise some things.

i know i'm always "counselling" others about their love life and such.
so today, i kinda "counselled" myself. Lawl.

HARNAH I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF LAH OK. but then again, its the logical and rational side of me. afterall, who knows you best but you yourself?

anyhow, today i explored the various reasons and factors that caused me to behave in certain ways, mostly being the bad ways.

haha yea i have been an insecure lil bitch.
and i resolve not to be one, anymore.

no more angsty fysh, i promise.

KEKEKKE

ANYHOW, I SI TEH ANGST AGAIN.
NAOHIAH I FUCKING DOWNLOADED THIS 3.60GB FILE CALLED "DREAMFALL - THE LONGEST JOURNEY"
UNRAR-ED AND STARTED INSTALLING.
THEN WHEN IT WAS GONNA FINISH, THE SETUP SAID "INSERT DISC 6 WHICH CONTAINS THE FILE DATA7.CAB"
AND SO I LOOKED AGAIN IN THE FOLDER.
ONLY UP TO CD5
NO CD6.
FUCKING PIRATES IF YA`LL WANNA RIP A GAME, RIP PROPERLY CAN.
and the bad thing is, if i want CD6, i'd have to download the whole thing again, + 400mb, which makes it 4.0GB.
WHICH IM NOT GONNA DO SO.

so, i just deleted the whole thing.
waste time sial.

THEN BERNIE HAD TO MAKE ME ANGSTIER.

sweet bitter words, unlike nothing i've heard said:
anyway, i just found out that we have sociology hw for tmr


i checked it out on VBUS.

Sociology Tutorial 2
Groups and Bureaucracy


Activity 1: Bureaucracy

Choose a ministry or statutory board. Surf the website of your selected organization. Carefully study the organization structure. Discuss:
Identify as many features of bureaucracy as possible you can see from this organization chart.
How do you think bureaucracy has helped this organisation to meet its corporate goals effectively?
What are the disadvantages you can think of for a bureaucracy?
Compare this organization structure with another small company / family-owned company. What are the differences?

Activity 2: Singapore as a bureaucracy state?

Surf the Singapore government website and the Feedback Unit’s website.

http:://www.gov.sg
http://app.feedback.gov.sg/asp/index.asp

Think about:
How has Singapore’s bureaucracy helped in its development?
Why is there a need to set up the Feedback Unit and focus on “cutting red tape”?
Has bureaucracy become a hindrance to Singapore’s future development?

Summarise and present your findings to the class. You are expected to first give an overview of the government’s structure.

Type out your findings and hand it in during class.



WHAT THE FUCK!

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Boring saturday afternoon.
I was reading through all the testimonials i've written for lian hua ever since i've met her.
Gonna be almost a year in 13 days' time.

Till now, i still find it amazing, that by an amusing twist of fate, we got together after knowing each other for 9 months as platonic friends.

Why was it amusing? Because if anyone asked me during those nine months if there was any remote possibility of me getting together with her, i'd reply with a "WTF NO? NO FUCKING WAY!". She didn't come across as a romantic partner to me at that time, but more of someone to annoy(lol).

Haha. But look where I am now.

This post is dedicated to you, Stella.

Thanks for always being so tolerant with all the crap that i give you.
Thanks for always listening to my "jokes". Although the response you give me all the time is still -.-"
Thanks for messaging me "Good night" every night. Save for those nights when i piss you off.
Thanks for putting up with someone as dense as me. Well, sometimes. :)
Thanks for the new pencilcase.
Thanks for telling me not to eat too much salt. Although i still dont listen.
Thanks for always being understanding and patient.
Thanks for always having faith in me and in the relationship.

Thank you for loving me.

I am truly happy.
And I only hope that I've made you as happy as I am.

And I will love you, baby.
Always.
And I'll be there forever and a day.
Always.
I'll be there till the stars don't shine
Till the heavens burst and
The words don't rhyme.
And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind.
And I'll love you.


Always.

Thursday, May 04, 2006



JAWA NAIS
JAWA SOOT BADDIES
JAWA NO SOOT GOODIES
BUT JAWA WANTS GOODIES
j00 GOT GOODIES?
IF j00 NO GOODIES
JAWA SOOT j00.

Just stepped into my house and im sitting down immediately to blog this post.
Havent even taken my shoes off yet kay.

----- Start Of Tribute -----

TODAY, IS A GLORIOUS DAY.
I PRESENT TO U THIS POST,
IN TRIBUTE OF

EWIE THE MEANPOKE

SHE TOOK THE TRAIN ALL THE WAY FROM PASIR RIS TO JURONG EAST JUST TO ACCOMPANY ME.
AND NOW AS IM TYPING THIS, SHE'S ON THE TRAIN BACK TO SIMEI.
A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THIS l337 GIRL PLZ.

OH OKAY SHE'S TELLING ME NOW ABOUT SOME AH PEK LOOKING AT HER WITH A WRY SMILE.
ANOTHER ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THAT PLZ.

ahhaha ok i seriously dont know WHY U ACTUALLY SAT ALL THE WAY TO JURONG EAST.
HAHAHAHA
but, i REALLY APPRECIATE IT MANG. 10000X REALLY. :)

now, if only there were more people like ewie the meanpoke. HAHAHA

THEN I'LL LOVE U ALL LONG TYME!!!!!!

----- End Of Tribute -----


sian ley. called my tutor up and wanted to change my french class from 4-6pm every thursday to 2-4pm. cos i have a lancheowy 2 hrs' break in between which i have to burn myself. he said i have to consult the Course Manager for French.

Upon asking further about who's the course manager for french, he said "-stella-, u should know!"
fuck lah that helps lorh.

haha and never greet ur MALE french teacher like that.
"Bonjour Sir."

Because Sir sounds like Soeur in french.
And Soeur = Sister.

KEKEKE

oh yah forgot to add.
Today i did a good deed.
I donated 2 BUCKS to the DOWN SYNDROME KIDDOS.
i gave 2 bucks to ewie to donate for me. then there was this lucky draw thingy which u're entitled to, with every 2 bucks donated.

so she drew for me.
and i ended up with a 5 dollar Popular Voucher. KEKEKKEKE
iylia did a good deed too.
but all he ended up with was a TP YELLOW BUSINESS SHIRT.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA /OWNED
EAT SUMMORE MO FAH KOR LORH. EAT LOR EAT SUMMORE LORH.
MO HUAT FOR U.

but i guess there's retribution for laughing at him.
cos just now while showering in the bathroom, i reached for my Nivea Facial Wash, and pressed the tube.

AND THE AIR IN THE TUBE WHICH WAS LACED WITH NIVEA FACIAL WASH, KENNA-ED MY RIGHT EYE.

so now i have a swollen right eye. Amen.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Just read evie's blog about her mom.

That post, coupled with the scare which stella received last monday and the passing on of one of my friend's dad,

helped me realise that i am one lucky fucker whose parents are still relatively well.

The many things which we take for granted everyday.

Anyhow, to my baby who was annoyed to the high heavens by me yesterday and who has fallen sick today, this is for YOU. :)



This is green.
This has flippers.
This has a red bandana around its forehead.

Therefore, this is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoise.

happy now? :)

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

This is a draft which i came up with on 20/4/2006.

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He is an emotional person.
He is feeling emotional.

Both sentences have the word, "emotional" within them.
Yet, their meanings are worlds apart from one another.

screw the first sentence. lets look at the 2nd.

when one feels emotional, what feelings do you experience?

loneliness? angst? depression?

well whatever feelings that surface, its all subjective.

u could,
be screaming and snapping at everyone u talk to.
be silent and cold to people around you.

bottom line is either one of these extremes.
either way, u're not happy.

Very often, when someone feels emotional, he or she could be

1. overloaded with thoughts that cannot be sorted out.
2. just feeling emotional for no reason at all. (think PMS)

-----------------------------------

yaddah yaddah yaddah. writing that made me depressed. lawl.

SO, instead of trying to define "being emo",
l337 fysh shall save the world from attacks of the emo mongster.
by sharing some skeelz on combatting em0-ness. KEKE

1. Cry. doesnt matter if u're a girl or a guy. just fucking cry if u feel like it. of course u have to observe the surroundings. girls can cry on guys' shoulders. but if u're a guy and u're crying on a girl's, then i ought to soot in the head myself. which brings me to point 2.

2. Soot urself in the head. be it with a real gan or just a rubber band. it has been proven (BY ME) that sooting urself in the head with a projectile-releasing gadget causes certain psychological glitches in the head. gives u this "zomg im dead but im REBORNNNNN" feeling, which is refreshing to most emo people. yesterday i was emo, today i am not. because im reborn. maybe she's born with it, maybe its maybelline!

3. I know several people who kut themselves cos they're feeling emo. dont be stupid lah. kut what fuck. might feel shiok lah, but in the end got scar, then si teh ugleh lorhz. so dont kut. instead, use a fountain pen and draw/doodle on wherever u intended to kut. why a fountain pen? because a fountain pen has a sharp tip, and its very very fine. when u draw/doodle on ur arm/leg/face/body, its like kutting urself, minus the blood. for people who like to kut themselves, either u invest in surgical knives to help u kut better, or u invest in a fountain pen. and no a fountain pen does not cause blood to spurt.

4. People always like to suicide when they're emo. really lorh. just picture this. someone stands on the 99th storey of a building. he jumps down. then at the 80th floor, he is overcome by adrenaline and thinks to himself "ZOMG I DIDNT KNOW LIFE WAS SO ENJOYABLE AND MEANINGFUL. ALL THIS ENERGY! ZOMG" and then he dies, just when he realised that life consisted of so much more. so for fuck's sake, anytime u're feeling emo, try some bungee jumping or parashuting. or if u si teh poor, just invest in a kiddy trampoline. wouldnt have much effect, but then it sure would help u relive ur childhood, which would then lead to u thinking about happy stuff, which would then cure ur emo-ness. but if u dont have a happy childhood, then just fucking jump out of ur window right now.

5. When ur emo, listen to DISNEY songs. people often feel emo because they listen to too many love songs. and it certainly doesnt help if ur whole winamp list is full of love songs and u just broke up with whomever u were with. DISNEY songs are silly and stupid and absolutely meaningless. (and im not referring to songs like the one from Aladdin or Beauty and the Beast) I'm sure u've heard some silleh songs while watching disney cartoons before. k anyway, if u dont wanna listen to disney songs because they're stupid, there's always rock/metal music which will infuse u with all the angst and hate to replace that hollow space in ur heart that's causing the emo-ness. \|||/ ^.^ \|||/

6. When u're fucking emo, use fucking swear words like u've fucking never used them before. use fucking swear words in every fucking wo-fuck-rd, in every fucking line, in every fucking paragraph, in every fucking what-so-fucking-ever. say fuck whenever u take a fucking step, say fuck whenever u take a fucking breath, say fuck as u're brushing ur fucking teeth, say fuck whenever u fucking yawn, say fuck whenever u fucking blink. saying "fuck" fucking helps because it adds a fucking OOMPH in whatever fuck u're fucking doing. and what a better fucking way to start the fucking morning, then to fucking wake up and fucking stare at the fucking mirror and fucking say to ur fucking self, "Good fucking morning to u, _________. :-fuck-)"

7. However, if the above ways do not work, feel free to always consult a qualified consultant. (i.e ME, and NO ONE ELSE. unless i proclaim that he/she is qualified.)

FEELING IN THE DUMPS? FEELING THE BLOOS? FEELING LIKE LIFE HAS NO MEANING?
FYSH SHALL KEPLAKAN PUSENG UR LIFE AROUND! DONT HESITATE! CALL ME NOW!