Picture this -

You're standing in a super packed MRT, and when the door closes, your nose can literally touch the window pane.

Got the picture in your head?

Ok.

The MRT arrives at the next stop. Nobody gets off, more people get on by pushing their way through.



One of the things that I'm gonna do before i die,

IS TO PUSH THOSE PUSHING MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF THE FUCKEN TRAIN AS THEY TRY TO SQUEEZE THEIR "NOT-SO-SMALL" ASS INTO IT.

FUCKING CHEEBYE LAR.



AS OF NOW IM STILL AMAZED BY THE RETARDED-NESS OF SOME PEOPLE.



knncb.



Just look at this question:

Introduction to game developed by the publisher/developer



so basically all he had to do was talk a little on the games developed by Nintendo.
GOT SO FUCKING MANY. MARIO, DONKEY KONG, STAR FOX, GOLDEN EYE


but nooooooooooooo. here's a paragraph from the shit he threw at me.


"A few years later, Nintendo came up with the Nintendo Gamecube.
The Nintendo GameCube is Nintendo's sixth generation game console, the same
generation as Sega's Dreamcast, Sony's PlayStation 2, and Microsoft's Xbox. Right up until the console's unveiling at SpaceWorld 2000, the design project was known as Dolphin — this can still be seen in the console and its accessories' model numbers. The GameCube itself is the most compact and least expensive of the sixth generation era consoles. The GameCube is Nintendo's first game console to use optical discs rather than game cartridges.
An agreement with the optical drive manufacturer Matsushita led to a DVD-playing GameCube system named the Panasonic Q, which was only released in Japan.
The Nintendo GameCube has sold 21.66 million systems as of September 30, 2007. "



fuck u lar. ask u talk about game, u tell me about its sales, its design project, its model FOR FUCK?


also, in case u're wondering how retards can write in such good english, please refer to the HYPERLINKS a.k.a BLUE WORDS which are still present. WTF MAN. COPY&PASTE WHOLESALE FTFW


wow this is amazing man. brings me back to my french CDS, when my group was as equally fucked as this.


and they say poly so good, students dont plagarize bla bla bla. WELL YOU"RE ALL SO FUCKING WRONG DIPSHITS.



PLS LA EH GO ITE LEH.

LOL THIS IS EPIC AHHAHAHA

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=3p5OijQOPek

BEN U MUST WATCH OK LOL


in other news, my group had our news bulletin today. went really smooth and all. i really liked our package. the editing/transitions were swee swee.

alright less talk from me. gotta go chiong my CDS project.

i hate CDS because you've gotta work with retards from other courses who send you cut & paste work, and then ask you to edit.

Fuck you lah.

HAI GAIS THIS SI TEH FIRST PROPER POST OF TEH NEW YEARZ.

im just gonna blog about random stuff so here goesssssssssss.

im thinking of changing my specs, either that or switching to contacts. because with the current ones im wearing now, after a long period of time, i feel that my eyes are very strained. why huh. they tend to be in some kinda semi closed state towards the end of every day. but when i take out my specs, i can actually open them fully. fuck sia smlj.

then again im quite apprehensive towards using contacts due to stories i've heard when i was young, involving shit like the contacts going to the back of the eye, then cannot take out. dunno what other lansai. the thought of having to dig contacts out from my eyes is pretty disgusting.

my new Levi's 508s owns man. so fucking comfortable. $139 bucks well spent. the new Levi's shirt which i bought for 42 bucks was good shit too, nice length, good material. Levi's ftw.

as of right now im currently in a damn stoned mood. but im fucking glad that mondays SHALL BE FUCKIN HOLIDAYS FROM NOW ON. HAHAHHA 4 DAY WEEKS FTW.

there's this phrase which i've learnt in primary sch from some of my friends, and i still remember it till this day. during primary 5 my friend recited it, and i thought it was pretty cool, so i asked him to repeat it over and over again until i finally memorized it. here's the phrase. its uh.. pretty vulgar. lolol

"KANINABU KAOBEI KAOBU LAO PEH BO BU SI BEH SI BU FUCK YOUR MOTHER GO AND DIE."

ya no joke. primary 5 ok.
ya la ya la some of u gonna say "ohhh fysh no wonder u turned out like that now!"

if u're one of them, pls refer to what i typed 3 lines above.

random random randommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. after this post, at least people cant find my blog via typing "PNS MEDIA" in google anymore. knn god knows how many people stumbled upon my blog while looking for info on how to do the lancheow LAW assignment.

ok im sleepy so this post shall have a random end. bye.

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WOWOWOWOW THIS IS ONE FUCKING REASON WHY IM NEVER GONNA DELVE INTO THE REALM OF LAW.

FUCKEN CHEEBYE READ ONE CLAUSE ALSO MUST READ 10 OVER TIMES BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY COMPREHEND WHAT ITS SAYING. SIMI LANJIAO GONG JIAOWEI LA.

WHOEVER THE FUCK WROTE SUCH MONSTROSITIES OF THE "ENGLISH LANGUAGE" OUGHT TO BE SHOT AND TAUGHT HOW TO FUCKEN USE PROPER PUNCTUATIONS.