Fysh tails. (pun pun)

Monday, November 29, 2004

Just talked to her on msn.
Fuck, I'm still thinking about her.
I know you guys are gonna swear at me again.
-shrugs-

Normally anyone who knows me, knows i blog abt useless shat.
Yet, when after so much has happened thruout these 4 days, I didnt have the mood to blog abt it.
Till now.

No, its not about any emo shat and stuff. Its just the working experience there.
My first time working at some IT fair, Sitex 2004, has been quite a good experience.
Made 160 bux + commission.
And made a couple of new friends too.
Well, at least they made it more enjoyable. haha.
Eye candies were plentiful.
Lol. Stuff happened too. But you guys dont need to know unless i tell u all.
hehe.

anyway, i wana find more jobs to earn more monies. gonna buy a new mobo and shat. keke.
Till i find another job, Its chilling time. =)

Friday, November 26, 2004

gonna bathe and then head down to Sitex, Expo.
Fucked up place.
The only thing im looking forward to today is chilling with the krew.
That is all.
Moral of the story : DO NOT FUCKING WORK AT SITEX UNLESS UR WORKING FOR SOME BRANDED COMPANY.

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

heh okay arnd 1 more hr till my birthday. :)

went for a job interview today and i got the job. gotta sell ink reservoirs at some IT exhibition.

anyway, main purpose of this post is a shout out to ALL THOSE PEOPLE who chipped in for my present. I REALLY REALLY LIKED IT. thanks mang :)

ok i'll list the people down here in no particular order ( from what i recall )
alvyn
julian
L
angie
frank
huiwen
jamie
daryl
swong
esther
ivan

fuck sorry if i left out anyone's name yea?

and lastly, ben.
seriously thanks dude. u've been the one running around doing all those shat. and i really appreciate it. i only regret not doing two times of what u've done for me on ur bdae. :) thanks bro.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

I am leading a really mundane life right now. Okay so what happened today.

I finally told ju abt that jc shat. Feels a lot better lar. I feel fucking bad whenever he reminds me to study for the A lewels, the exam which i wont be taking anyway. Then somemore always go out and chill and in the end he newer study. well at least the trixxing is over. i mean, what bros can we be if i'm lying to him all the time. i'd rather tell him myself then have him find out himself later. so yea. i'm glad thats one thing settled.

ok fuck ar cheebye i got nothing more to say.
got this off the school of rock ost. its fucking nice. msg me on msn if u want it.

No Vacancy- Heal Me, I'm Heartsick

Heal me, i'm heartsick
I'm hungry and i'm broken
I'm haunted, and weeping
Theblood of heaven flowing like a river tonite, tears i can't fight on my own
I'm a haunted, heaving, i'm hung and barely breathing
The drowning ocean, snuff the sun in motion.
Theres a pill on my tongue, a shot from a gun , the bottles bottom
I'm lonely as a star

(Chorus)
So heal me, i'm heart sick
Hungry, but i can survive on you
Heal my heartsick hungry cries
I'm heartsick

Father, free me. mama , woman, feed me.
Child of fury, lost his way but don't worry.
I won't stop til the dawn,
i’ve been too long on the road i grow strong and restless as a stone

(Chorus)

*guitar solo*

Heal me
I'm heart sick
I'm hungry and i'm broken
I'm haunted, and weeping
The blood of heaven flowing like a river tonite
Tears i can't fight on my own

(chorus)x2

See, even swong said something.

bad boys, sad girls says:
aye poor boy, waste monies.
bad boys, sad girls says:
stupid boy
bad boys, sad girls says:
can go shopping
bad boys, sad girls says:
use monies to bring gang
bad boys, sad girls says:
STUPID BOY
ITE est baiser retardé. ITE 是性交被减速。 says:
lol HAHAHA PRECISELY
bad boys, sad girls says:
think abt all the stuff he can buy
bad boys, sad girls says:
stupid stupid boy
bad boys, sad girls says:
monies monies monies
bad boys, sad girls says:
i feel so sad for him
bad boys, sad girls says:
sigh
ITE est baiser retardé. ITE 是性交被减速。 says:
ur the girl mang

which brings me back to the point that,
ITE people are INDEED stupid. :)
Talking about ITE clowns. Here's a case study.

There's this guy in gb who's really unhappy cos we pwned him. Lol please lar he himself use aimbot then mai kp others lar. lol so he msged me on gb some really retarded nonsense which i cant reveal or people who read my blog would suddenly turn senile. so i just /mute him.
anyway, alv went to talk to him. and arranged to meet him at 3pm tmr at westmall. :)
how nice.
The thing is we aint gonna go, but the police sure will.
just maybe he already gave alv the description of himself. which is like a self pwn. (white shirt, black pants, center parting)
And yes he's gonna bring his own gang of "riff raff" down to settle stuff.
lol i'm sure.
the thing is, he called his gang down ower displeasure which sprouted from gb.
and his gang just happily come down.
most gangs fight ower women or money.
this gang fights ower a silly gb game.
retards.
not only that, lOvElY87 has to pay them for fighting for him.
1. i'm sure ur gonna start a fight in a public area.
2. this just shows how fucking gutless u are.
3. we're not going down because its farking ridiculous. but the police will. so perhaps u will have ur gang members beat the police up?
4. he'll still have to pay them for turning up nonetheless.

lol someone tell me how stupid can anyone get?
Quote : "I CALL MY FRIENDS DOWN."

1. If they were ur "friends", they would just tell u to get a life.
2. If they were ur "friends", they'd just shoot u in the head and hope u get reincarnated into a better lifeform.
3. If they were ur "friends", why the fuck would u even need to pay them.

and jamie's kinda angry cos she's stuck between friends. seriously jamie, if ur reading this, there aint any point. he might whine and curse and swear at u. but hey, ask urself this question "did u start this? do u deserve this?" if the answer is "no", tell him to "stfu" and go play barbie dolls with his gang members cos they're all fucking naive. if he cant take it like a man and at least salvage some respect, he can go fuck spyder.

he has his own playing field.
we have ours.
and ours definitely owns him hands down.
sure, ask ur scrawny beng friends to settle for you.
in the end, ur still a scrawny gutless fuck who hides behind other scrawny gutless fuckers.
Do Hyenas strike a chord?
Cos here's a hyena smile for u.
^_^
Fuck off.

Saturday, November 20, 2004

lol. had a great time chilling out with the krew today. damn hohsei. i've always liked this kinda shat. just sit down, and talk cock. sibei song.

anyway earlier just now when me and ju were at yoshinoya, there was this guy(taiwanese, according to ju) who came up to me and wanted to read my fortune. so basically here's what he said, translated in english.

"your luck's not bad. but ni you2 shou3 hao4 xian2 (damn slack). then something about my 1st or 2nd r/ships will certainly fail." and some shat. then he asked me again if i wanted my fortune told. but by then i was so fucking freaked out i declined.

why was i freaked out? u may ask. well. i dont know about the luck part, but the slack part is definitely spot on. i mean, anyone's 1st impression of me would portray me as some studious nerd. but that guy just looked at me and said im a slacker. wtf?

okay lah and the 2nd part was correct too. my 1st r/ship kinda fell apart. so i was astounded. who wouldn't?

and just when i thought he's gonna spout more words of wisdom, he said
"Mrt zai na li? (where's the mrt)"
lol.

but seriously this was one freaky experience. i feel like as if my soul just came out to say hello to him. well, perhaps this has changed my viewpoint on life a wee bit. -shrugs-

anyway i love ITE people. people like lOvElY87. lol. this REALLY portrays how ite-ish they really are. sometimes i really pity jamie for having to put up with real life retards. people like darlie and lOvElY87 ought to be ostracized and shot dead on the spot. Its people like them we can do without.

Did i say "people"?
Sorry.
I meant, "Retards."
But eggtard(t)s are yummy tho.

Friday, November 19, 2004

i seriously have an affinity with motherboards. those things never fail to piss me off.
here's what happened
from no lan connection -> no sound -> to my monitor blacking out and failing to switch on
wtf.
almost 2 hrs spent on unscrewing and screwing shat back again.
FUCK IT.
here's my pri sch song.
i was from St. Anthony's Pri sch btw.

Attention Anthonians, your motto still
bearing, Promptly respond to your duty's
sweet call. Harken you all, for the
trumpet is sounding, Your Mater's
proclaiming her watchword to all.
Forward her children dear, ever with
hearts sincere. Render with joy to your
Mater, her due. All that is vile reject,
heaven will e'er protect Students of St.
Anthony's, valiant and true. Onward and
upward, in life's earnest battle,
Joyously bearing the brunt of the fight.
Nobly forgiving for aught that may pain
you, And bravely defending the cause of
the right.

i think there's a second part. but i only found this. hurhur.
l337+++

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

HAW HAW. 1x HOH SEI DINNER PREPARED BY URS TRULY. AND FUCK U IF U DOUBT ME. LOLOLOL

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

lololol. Need for Speed Underground 2

Sunday, November 14, 2004

NGHH ABNN! says:
julian likes ah lians
bad boys, sad girls says:
its half of his name
bad boys, sad girls says:
what do u think
NGHH ABNN! says:
HAHAHA
NGHH ABNN! says:
OMG

Saturday, November 13, 2004

SUP JAMIE. UR AVATARS ARE PUSSIES COMPARED TO MNE. :@
sadfsdfasdfasdfasdfsdf

Currently juarezing Need For Speed: Underground 2. i seriously need more games to sustain me. :\ anyway, congrats to xb for achieving those grades. Could tell they were good by all the remarks on the tagboard. heh. Sian lar. :@ someone give me a topic to write about. :D

anyway
3 days to launch of Half-Life 2
11 days to my birthday. hehe :)


"NGHH. WIDEOoOO"

Friday, November 12, 2004

Retards go all the way down to Hell.
NGHH!!! :@:@:@:@:@

Thursday, November 11, 2004

How come no points. :(
Today has been quite a fantastic day. Went to some fucked up ULUATED place to CHILL WITH THE KRILL. krew i mean. hur. Me, Ben, Ju, L, and Angelina. Nice bunch of people, or should i say, bombastic? :) just sat there in Spinelli's and talked away. Naohiah. Been damn long since i've been with a bunch of happening people. fuck man now i know how deprived i was. I REALLY did appreciate the company of u guys today man. we shud really chill somemore. HOHOHO. NGHHH!!!!!!!! NUMBER WONE.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

HAHAHA WASSUP. CHECK THIS OUT.

loi '09 valley of the damned says:
hahahahahahhaha
loi '09 valley of the damned says:
bad fish
loi '09 valley of the damned says:
trix should eat you
TO HELL WITH AMOY. says:
trix cant do shit
TO HELL WITH AMOY. says:
lol
TO HELL WITH AMOY. says:
except shit
TO HELL WITH AMOY. says:
HAHAA

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

my mum trixxed me today.
i woke up this morning and saw bread on the table. Two slices. So i was kinda suprised. Because i normally take 1 only. I hate roti.
OK anyway, i took both slices and munched on it.
Normally my mum would spread butter and add some sugar between the slices.
But today's one tasted kinda bland.
So i thought, "okay...perhaps she didnt add sugar, but she did add butter i guess."
I took a few more munches.
Wtf? I cant even taste the oily taste of butter.
So i opened the small chunk left of the 2 slices.
And guess what.
My mum didnt even bother to spread anything. Its fucking plain.

And she didnt give me my pocket monies too. :(

Sunday, November 07, 2004

sian. fuck u loh jy. bullshit me. nabei.

keke. anyway i'm contemplating on which course to enrol in poly.

Multimedia Computing (MMC)
or
Mass Communications (MCM)

anyone has any tips? cos one aspect of mass comm that i do not like is all that filming and radio stuff. shrugs.

anyway its 7th Nov today. 17 more days to my birthday! :D

Saturday, November 06, 2004

lol. check out this retard.

New comment on your post #114 "lol."


Author : Watcher (IP: 202.156.2.106 , cache106.156ce.maxonline.com.sg)
E-mail : youreallysuck@yahoo.com.sg
URI :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=202.156.2.106
Comment:
Ranting and raving in open entries kills
chickens and cows.
Do not murder the innocent.

You can see all comments on this post here:
http://alvyn.two-am.org/wordpress/index.php?p=114#comments


haha. pseudo intellectual replies.

by hiding yourself behind such
(Oh my goodness, how should i describe them) names,
it only shows you're a ZHI!
and a major one at that.

if you only had to rant and rave
to kill cows and chickens,

this world would be full of butchers.

Please be considerate, if not for the general public,
but for yourself.

The job of butchering(note: sadistic) is reserved for
twisted homo sapiens who indulge in killing harmless
animals.

Note that i am not against butchers as a whole though.
Pork sellers help keep muslims at bay.
And i respect them for that.

Heh.
Does the idea of killing a chicken by saying "fuck you"
appeal to you?

besides, your own email address explains everything. Lol.
Couldn't you come up with more of your BOMBASTIC english
instead of just "youreallysuck@"?
Let me suggest one.
How about, "youreallyDOsuck"?
How does that sound?
LOlolololol.

Like what the sign in Alv's room says,
"If Assholes could fly, this world would be an airport."
Likewise,
"If Retards (like some fucktard called "Watcher") could
post anything MORE intellectual,
MINDS would be the first to be declared
"Mentally Incompetent & Neutron Deficient Society".

lol by the way, your style of arguing isn't intellectual.
Its twisted.
Period.

Besides, why cows and chickens? Why not ducks and sheep?
You've been watching too much "Cow and chicken"
on Cartoon Network.
Grow up dude.

if you're reading this, be glad i wrote something for you.
perhaps you could sell it for
a hefty sum in the near future.

lol and i shall end,
with a quote from the person whom you worship most,
and which you should be able to relate to the most.

"yAwnZz. U r NoThinG."

Hmm. Thanks to jy's uber l337 30 gig hard drive, i can now juarez to the max.
Here's a list of all the juarez i have now. lol.

1. World War II Sniper - Call to Victory
2. PainKiller
3. Star Wars Jedi Knight : Jedi Academy
4. Tribes - Vengeance
5. Sims 2
6. Call of Duty And Call of Duty : United Offensive
7. Warhammer 40k : Dawn of War
8. Warcraft 3 and Warcraft 3 : Frozen Throne
9. Ground Control II : Operation Exodus

lolololol.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

This is what happens when muslim fanatics go to hell. They get impaled left, right, and center. So please, Do not Embrace Islam.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

OH.

WHY IS ALVYN SO TANNED?

COS HE'S KEPT IN THE DARK TOO. KEKEKEKE

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-RD ROCK CAFEEE
lololol. 1 pair of beige konverse shoesies for $16.67 thanks to xb and his yahoo auctions. kekeke. finally a pair of decent shoesies to wear with my jeanies. lolol. went town today and was walking arnd watching xb spend his monies like nobody's business. he bought like 3 shirts la. and i bought peanuts. fuck i want a job soon. anyhow, was at taka mac's, and saw jamie and ee perng walking past. went to play pool with em. and wtf. i only won 2 rounds. everyone pwned me. wtf? i won the inter primary sch championships kay. keke

anyway, here's a uber l337 joke for u. happened when i was at the crossing. i was kinda talking to myself actually.

me: why is it so dark?
me: *looks around*
me: oh cos i've been kept in the DARK. OMG.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BUTTSECKS

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Yhalothar. 1x Si ChioBu for u. 2X STICKS OF CHAO TA FYSHBALLS FOR U? KEKEKKEEKEKKEE

Monday, November 01, 2004

Tomorrow is most probably my last day in that wretched place.

However, I do not regret spending my past two years there.

I've had good things, and yet bad things too.

I met the girl I love there.

I made many bosom pals. Guys, you know who you are.

I got my ass retained. which wasn't such a bad thing afterall.

And I'm about to get that same ass kicked out too.

Come to think of it, nothing really bad ever happened while I was there.

Save for the occasional unlucky incidents and such. Otherwise, I'd be laughing or smiling.

Hallelujah.

Goodbye to you my trusted friends.

Goodbye to you Maktab Rendah Pioneer.

And Fucking Good Riddance.

Bye.

Forever.
Roar.