Fysh tails. (pun pun)

Monday, February 27, 2006





Been almost 10 mins and she didnt reply. HAHAHHAHA



Hmm...

Sunday, February 26, 2006

4 jobs you've had in your life
Chak Moe's Laminate Wood Flooring.
A few short stints here and there.
Currently at Indochine.

4 movies you could watch over and over
Star Wars Ep. 3
LOTR Return of the King
Matrix Revolutions
Alien : Resurrection

4 TV shows you love(d) to watch
Friends
Simpsons
Jackie Chan Adventures. HAHAHA
Spiderman

4 places you've lived
Some HDB flat in Bukit Gombak
CCK FTW NOW.

4 places you've been on vacation to
Malaysia
Indonesia
Thailand
Australia
China

4 places you would rather be
Hawaii
New Zealand
Lala land.

4 of your favourite foods
Instant/Cup Noodles (Must be spicy.)
RAMEN
CHICKEN WINGZ
SHARK'S FIN. YAM YAM.

4 websites you visit daily
I visit everyone's blog lah.

4 tagged
My mom
My dad
My granddad
My grandmom


LUNCH TIME.
then i'll be heading down to my boss's bbq at her condo. KEKEKE

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Yay just woke up.
Heading off to work in around half an hour's time.
zzzzz.

btw since im off on fridays and saturdays from next week onwards, one of those days U GUYS JUST HAVE TO COME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

got 30% discount. KEKEKEKE.

kay. shower time.

abit april, but i reallyyyyyyyy miss her. :(

Have fun at ur godpa's birthday party! :)
Started work at 4PM.

Ended work at 3AM.

11 HOURS FTW LORH.

Closing of bar took 1 hour.

Journey home took another 1+ hour.

Time now is 5.39AM.

i just reached home barely 30 mins ago. :(

And now im eating my HOR FUN which was supposed to be my fucking dinner.

Really not huat lorh. Naohiah papaya.

hohoho what a spencie post.

But then there are some good sides.

1. They're training me to be a bartender, which imo, beats waitering. lawl. But still have to be waiter for the time being while im learning the ropes.

2. I AM OFF ON FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS EVERY WEEK. mainly cos i requested for it lah. keke. otherwise at the rate im going, confirm wont have time for her. which is FUCKED UP.

Right thats about it for now. Gonna shower and head to bed. KEKE

Thursday, February 23, 2006

URGH.

2nd day of work for me so far.

Hours wise yesterday, i worked from 5.30pm to 3am on monday

reached home at around 4+am.

eventually slept at around 5am.

then cheebye ben had to call me up at 11am.

went to town for lunch.

played pool.

went down to Club Savanh.

started work at around 5+pm

ended at 11pm.

reached home 12+am.

bottomline = fucking tired. think swollen eyes and fucking painful soles cos walking on those lancheowy black shoes for so long is a fucking chore.

but at the end of the day, imma count my earnings. KEKE

hours clocked so far = 15 hrs.

MONIES = 15 x $5.50
= $82.50

YAY HUAT.

read iylia's blog just now.

and yupppp if u guys are going out and all on a certain day, just lemme know and imma tell my boss so i can get that day off. :)

msged the girlfriend on msn once i got home.
no reply.
maybe she's out walking with the Lord.
lmao.
so imma sleep.
NIGHT.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Ah. Just another boring day/night.

I just wanna post this question to everyone.

WHAT THE HIAO IS EVERYONE DOING?


SI TEH BORED AT HOME LEYZ. :(

Work might be starting sooner than expected. Oh well.

Sunday, February 19, 2006



i left this out. HAHAHAHA
HAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH HUAT AH

i just got a call from the supervisor at Indochine.

I GOT THE JOB. HAHAHAAHAH

HUAT.
Abso-fucking-lutely bored now.
Therefore, imma post totally random stuffz.
HOHOHO.

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This is my current desktop layout.



FUCKING MESSY. HAHAHA

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This was a fucker back in PJC who tried to be funny with one of my friends.



Now y`all have a general idea how people in PJC look like.

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Kay here's a picture. Have a look at it.



If you just asked urself "what the FUCK is that?"
Congrats. u're normal. LOL
i have no idea wtf its doing in my comp.

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HAHAHAHA I JUST HAD TO POST THIS AGAIN.



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Someday, my masterpieces shall RULE THE WORLD. MUAHAHAHA



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LOLOOL since i dug up alvyn's, here's cheryl's. AHHAA



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AGAIN, I STRESS. GO TO PJC AT UR OWN RISK. HAHAHA



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Say hello to E.Doggah.T




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Another million-dollar masterpiece



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Speaks(Roars) for itself.



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and NO THAT IS NOT ME.

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keke. i've still got lots more. but i think i'll end here for nao. :)

but BEFORE I GO OFF, i present to u all,
a nice, warm tribute to YOU-KNOW-WHO.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 1XHOHSEI.

btw, if the pics are too small, click on them to enlarge.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

ahhaha. ohkayyyy i shant blog about how yesterday went cos snarly and phil have blogged bout it.

well i was reading phil's blog just now.
reading reading reading.

and some of the points he pointed out, i felt i was "guilty" of.
i shant go into details here cos its like a public blog.
but the gist of it being,

yeah i am someone who lets the presence of others affect my actions, especially towards a loved one if she's around.
i dont know if its male pride/dignity/blah, but yea when others are around, i feel "hindered" in actually expressing my thoughts/feelings to her.
so haha yeah that act cool shit is just real shitty lah.
just me putting up a strong front. :
but yeah lah its just slightly awkward cos she isnt exactly of "friend status" to me anymore, but my girlfriend?
well i cant exactly pinpoint what im feeling awkward over.
but what i do know is,
that im someone who doesnt really like showing my soft side to others, even though the "others" are my close friends.
yeah as phil said, there's this "image" thingy involved lah.

so yea i was like in quite a contradictory position yesterday.
on one hand, i wanna talk to her, find out whats wrong. (as in in front of other people)

on the other, something's telling me "eh no. dont. not yet. not while others are around."

these are kinda crude and unrefined emotions, so pardon me if u guys dont understand. lol.

sure, u can say screw that guy image shit and let the lub show.
but im pretty sure everyone has their own ways of expressing their love, be it directly or indirectly. :)

so for whatever i might lack in the PUBLIC love department,
i will make up for in the PRIVATE love department. ;)

fuck u all if u're thinking dirty.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

HAHAHHAA.
TODAY WASNT SO LANCHEOWY AFTER ALL.

met ben in the afternoon to head down to INDOCHINE at CLUB STREET.
basically went there for a job interview as a waiter/bartender
timing wise, i guess it should be alright.
1pm to 11pm, or till 2-3am if im doing closing.
but then again its not YET confirmed.

nonetheless, the place looks cool and chill-out-able.
if i work there, ALL OF U MUST COME VISIT ME KAY.
the supervisor there graduated from TP'S HTM. lmao.

anyhow, after filling up the application form, the supervisor was teaching ben some knowledge on the various boozes.
so i just zhupped in.

lets see
GIN is from London. The brand they have is Beefeater, and its made of Juniper Berries. Common mixtures involving GIN (GIN TONIC ETC)
VODKA is made from potatoes.
RUM is from Cuba, brand's Havanna Club and its made from Sugarcane.
TEQUILA is made from the AGAVE PLANT. (which is a sort of cacti)
blah blah blah.

Quite ironic for me to be working there.
But hey, no harm exposing myself to all that anyway. hurhur.

SOON, IMMA BE FYSH THE BOOZE KING. HAHAHAHA
zzzz.

woke up at 9am.

sat in my chair, checked mail, blog hopped.

blasting JAYCHOU - FEARLESS (FTW!) thru my l337 speakerz right now.

gonna go brush my teeth and eat my bread in awhile.

Today's forecast: Another lancheowy boring day. :(

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

CHEEBYE LANCHEOW.
WHEN I GOT TO THE KOPITIAM, THE "FOODCOURT" WAS UNDER RENO-FUCKING-VATION.

SO NO MOAR HOHSEI LAKSA.

BUT BUT BUT, I then proceeded to the supermarket.

AND SO TODAY, CHEF FYSH IS GONNA TEACH Y`ALL HOW TO MAKE YAMMY FOOD. (SCREW THAT NUTRITIOUS SHIT)

anyway today i be cookin RAMEN AND CHICKEN WINGZ. YES U GUESSED IT> HOHOHO.
1 MEAL = 4 BUCKS NIA

ok firstly, PRESENTING the INGREDIENTZ

It means, SPICY MUSHROOM FLAWOUR


6 SEASONED MID JOINT WINGS



THE LAST ONE IS OPSHUNAL. BUT ESSENTIAL IF U WANT UR END PRODUCK TO BE FTW!


OK I ACKTUALLI COOKED BOTH THE WEENGS AND THE NOODLES SIMULTANEOUSLY, but for all u cooking noobs out there, DO IT ONE BY ONE.

imma start with noodles first. KEKE

STEP 1: BOIL WATER.


STEP 2: WAIT FOR WATER TO BOIL, I.E (SEE BELOW)


STEP 3: THROW IN NOODLES.


STEP 4: ONCE NOODLES HAVE SOFTENED, CHECK WATER LEVEL. WHY? COS TOO MUCH WATER = TOO BLAND, TOO LITTLE WATER = TOO SALTY U FOOS
For me, i check with my fork. as long as the water level is up to that point, then the FLAWOR IS JUST (Y)


STEP 5: ONCE WATER LEVEL IS GOOD TO GO, ADD THE PACKETS OF SUGAR, SPICE AND EWERYTHING NAIS.




STEP 6: LASTLY, ADD EGG. UPON ADDING, BE SURE TO STIR THE NOODLES AROUND FOR THE FIRST 3 MINS. SO THAT THE LANCHEOW EGG WONT STICK TO THE BOTTOM AND GIVE U A HARD JOB OF TRYING TO SCRUB IT OFF AFTER u"RE DONE EATING.


AND VOILA U"RE DONE WITH NOODLEZ. :D



NOW ON TO DA CHICKEN

STEP 1: OPEN PACKET OF CHICKEN WINGZ


STEP 2: POUR OIL INTO FRYING PAN AND WAIT FOR IT TO HEAT UP. ADJUST THE FLAME SUCH THAT IT IS OF A MODERATE LEVEL. I.E (NOT TOO BIG, NOR TOO SMALL)


STEP 3: PUT CHICKEN WEENGZ INTO PAN. SPACE THEM OUT A LIL SO THAT THEY OCCUPY THE ENTIRE PAN.

STEP 4: WAIT 4 MINS, THEN FLIP THEM WEENGZ OVER.


STEP 5: ANOTHER 5 MINS, THEN FLIP AND HEAT IT AT SMALL FLAME. THEN SERWE.


AND THERE U HAVE IT.
PRESENTING...
RAMEN AND CHICKEN WEENGZ! :D


MAN, AM I PRO OR WHAT. HAHAHAHAHHA.

anyway, some sidenotes.

1. THE CHICKEN I USED IS NOT THE REALLY HOHSEI ONE. THE REALLY HOHSEI ONE IS "ROCKY MOUNTAIN CHICKEN WINGS". (BE SURE TO BUY BBQ FLAWOUR COS HONEY SARKZ) BUT IT'S AT 5 BUCKS ++, and I ONLY HAD 5 BUCKS. so i just settled on that lancheow version. KEKE.

2. DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FRY THE CHICKEN WEENGZ HALF NAKED.
even though its really hot and all.
unless u wanna have oil splattered all over ur upper torso.
like me.
HHAHAHAHAHA OWNED.

OK HUAT AH I JUST FINISHED MY 1XHOHSEI MEAL AND IMMA NAP.

WHAT BLISS.
KEKE
fucking hell today is one boring day as compared to yesterday.

anyhow, redid the links :)

fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring fucking boring

ok gonna shower and head to the kopitiam near my house.

"UNKEL, LAKSA ADD MANY MANY X COCKLES" FTW, BABY.

Friday, February 10, 2006

WOOF WOOF WOOF DAWGS ARE ABARKIN`. :)

due to the recent spate of the "stray dawg" epidemic, i have come to give u all some worthy advice. also, i have received news that there have been 2 especially crazed mutts running around. Chi Hua Huas i believe, since all they do is make excessive noise. tsk. WHAT IS THEIR MASTER DOING?

unfortunately, the master of these 2 half breeds is still unknown.
anyone who has news of him, please contact your neighbourhood MUTT CONTROL.

and remember guys.
before you leave your house, always close the door.
lock it tight.

otherwise,
nasty little half breed chi hua huas will come in and leave their marks there. :(

tsk tsk.
and oh of course im not insinuating anyone here. ;)

however, imma leave my door slightlyyyyyyyyy ajar.
But only kats allowed, no crazed doggahs pls.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Well ok this was part of the serious post which i was gonna post for you (spencer), but oh well i just couldnt continue anymore after that.

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Alright man. This is another post especially for you.
But it aint flammatory.

Well, i have to say that u are a fine person actually. and keep in mind that whatever i say now is neither sacarstic, nor poking fun at you.

Well for starters u dont look like fuck, nor are u retarded.
so i found you quite an easy-going person, who socialises well with everyone. Like how we hung out together at the start of last semester.

Did i despise you at the start when i first saw you? definitely not.
in fact, I treat everyone with equal respect when i get to know new people.
then as time goes by, that respect either increases or decreases.

frankly i have low respect for you now. i'm pretty sure you know urself what caused that. so i shan't go into details.

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but in a nutshell, if you deem it worthy, that respect is still waiting to be earned.
im pretty sure u know what u have to do.
and so as of now,
i wash my hands off this whole "opera", largely due to someone in particular.

however i wont take back what i said in my previous post.
respect to all those friends who spoke up for you.

yup, thats it. no more flaming entries after this one. or tagboard spamming for that matter.
but still, dont expect me to keep quiet when i get wind of something happening to the people around me.

i leave you with 6 words.

Show us who you really are.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

HI SPENCIE! NICE OF U TO DROP BY!

Well well well. lookie here!

"thank god you still got a conscience, if not i'll knock it into ya."

my first reaction when i saw this, was literally just

ROFLMAOMAOMAOMAOMAOMAOMAOMAO

heh assuming that nick of urs is for me (which it most probably is),
i have to say that i am severely traumatised by ur nick/statement. ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG IMMA HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT.

no really. i am traumatised.
im so fucking traumatised,
that u think that ur nick would actually scare anyone.

i mean, seriously.
how can u ever hope to scare anyone
when YOU'RE AFRAID OF THINGS U SEE URSELF?
HAHAHA
hmm maybe the THING on ur left would be scarier than u.

dude frankly i dont give a FLYING FUCK about what you think, how you feel, and what u're gonna do. and i dont think anyone else on this "EMOTIONALLY WRECKED" planet of urs does.

Thank God indeed, that i've got my own conscience. Only God knows what i would do if i didnt have one. Dont think u'll wanna know either. But seriously, for people like you, you really OUGHT TO thank your own God for me having a conscience. In fact, u really ought to thank EVERYONE for having a conscience. Or you'd be dead once u were born. :(

and besides, my conscience wasnt for you. my conscience only acted because of the comments from other classmates such as sue anne, stella and a couple others who actually STILL care about you. the very same people whom u shun, or perhaps block? lol. well speaking of blocking, im quite certain that by now, 3/4 of ur msn list is full of blocked people? why not just delete it then. -.-

but i digress. people who actually show concern for you, care for you and all that, u think of them as hypocrites. well i can tell u for certain, that they are not. :) but unfortunately, you living in ur own pathetic world of yours, u tend to think otherwise of genuine people. which is a sad thing, really.

THEN AGAIN, I for one, do not really care about your wellbeing. -REMOVED BECAUSE EVIE SAID IT WAS MEAN. HEY SPENCIE THANK EVIE!-
i closed the blog out of pity. sheer pity. not because i was afraid i might hurt ur insignificant feelings. :)

Quote: "if not i'll knock it into ya"

u know what. i feel like challenging that statement. :)
knock what into me? my pimple perhaps. pls i dowan facial thnx :(
and also i can tell you this.

MANY MANY MANY people out there are dying to get their hands on you. (even though it might dirty their hands)

and all you just have to do, is to start the ball rolling. simple really.
i'll let u know when im pee-ing in the toilet so that u have an upperhand if u wanna backstab me. zomg assassin zomg.

take ur empty threats and shove em up ur own ass. u're like a paper tiger. make that lousy quality paper too.
but if ever u want to carry out the latter part of ur nick, feel free to do so.
KNOCK SOMETHING INTO ME.
that is if u can.
but no buttsecks pls.

oh well, its been nice meeting you. u've provided us countless hours of entertainment. really. :)
by now i suppose u should be feeling suicidal. zomg.
but NO WORRIES MANG,
although u're one sorry fuck, i guess i'll still burn paper monies for u, and perhaps for ur friends too. ;)

oh and if that nick wasnt for me, im sorry.
but this post IS meant for you in the first place. lawl.


p/s: the uncle downstairs sells tissue packs at 3 for 1 dollah. dont worry its 24hrs. :)

Monday, February 06, 2006

hmm. ok so i created HUNGERPANGZ.blogspot after andrea and i were like talking bout it at delifrance in the afternoon.

started setting it up and all at 8.40pm.

but i closed it down myself in < 3 hrs.

sorry man, my fellow conspirators.

dont think its a matter of cowardice here (because im afraid he might see it, and come "whack me up"), but a matter of my own conscience.

i was really having fun at first, but then conscience started biting me like a hantu would. wery wery pain. but i digress.

i know i might be portraying this big bad mean image who doesnt give a fuck about other's feelings, who makes fun of disabled people and who looks down on others.
its downright fucking mean, i know. but i have no idea why i still do it.

but just this once, i feel that i might have been taking things too far. i dont want blood on my hands because a suicide was caused by me.

its one thing to insult someone, and another thing to totally crush him.

and i definitely do not want to crush anyone. even if he/she is a total fucker downright through.


and wtf u guys just had to msg me on msn telling me it was so funny and all JUST RIGHT AFTER I CLOSED IT. REALLY LORH.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

EVIE AND I WERE FOOLING AROUND ON WLNY ON A BORING SUNDAY EVENING.

REALLY NOT HARHARHAR.

EVIE, BEING MISS POPULAR, LOGGED INTO HER ACCOUNT AND IN JUST BARELY HALF AN HR, SHE HAS HAD 5 GUYS MSG HER, ASKING TO BE FREN. LAWL

WELL OK FIRST UP, WE HAVE MR. GILBERT

about me

No Ideal...just a normal guy. Currently studying @ nyp.

favourite quote

haO li haizzZ

who i want to meet

No Ideal


HAHHAHA I HAVE NO IDEAL WHAT THE FUCK HE IS ANYWAYZ.

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2ND UP, MR AH BOY

about me

I have nothing to say about myself.

(in addition, his display pic was a teddy bear. upon being questioned by miss popular on where his pic was, he replied with a boring "in my hp..". thus, DELETION WAS NECCESSARY)

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3RD IN PLACE, MR RICHARD

about me

nthing much...a silencer,a loner..watever u call me... dun care..anyway i am on the left in tat pic..remember my face so tat the next time u see me,dun ever point ur middle finger at me.

AHHAHA SORRY BUT MISS POPULAR DOESNT LIKE GUN ACCESSORIES. IF U WERE TRYING TO INSINUATE THAT YOU ARE A "SILENT KILLER" THEN TOO BAD FUCK OFF AND DIE> LAWL. ALSO HE SAID HE DIDNT LIKE NASTY PEOPLE. WELL IM SORRY BUT EWIE IS 1X BIG NASTIE. KTHNXBEY.

okay lah 4th and 5th AND THIS JUST IN. A 6TH.

4th and 5th, DENIS AND ZJ RESPECTIVELY are alright lah. BUT THEY SI BORING ANYWAYZ.
the 6th HAS NO PIC AND NO DESCRIPTION.

anyhow,

ZJ SAID "just wanna noe u as frenster fren.. can i get ur
permission to allow me to have ur msn email, to
chat in msn only, no other motives le =)"

DENIS SAID "Hi.."

Mr 6th SAID "hi can get to know u???"


AND SO, AS USUAL, OUR MISS POPULAR IS BEING PLAGUED BY RETARDS! ZOMG!

evie says:
AH BOY ASKED How old r u?
evie says:
WTF
evie says:
SO NOOBLISH
evie says:
ITS WRITTEN ON MY PROFILE RETARD!

upon being answered on the age, he proceeded to ask

evie says:
AH BOY REPLY AGAIN
FYSH. says:
JAAJJAJA
evie says:
HE SI RETARD LEHHHHHHHH
evie says:
KANNOT STAND
FYSH. says:
WHAT HE REPLY
FYSH. says:
LOL
evie says:
ok.. u got bf?

AND AFTER SOME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH -fast forward thru ZJ ADDING MS. EVIE. God knows what reason she gave her email to him, BUT WHO CARES. EWIE'S TRIXXY. :}-

FYSH. says:
EH HE (AH BOY) GOT REPLY NOT
FYSH. says:
AH BOY
FYSH. says:
AFETR U SAID U GOT BF
evie says:
NOPE
evie says:
KEKEK


AND THUS, IN JUST AN HR, SHE HAS IGNORED 5 GUYS AND ONLY REPLIED ONE.

MORAL OF THE STORY IS
IF U WANT EWIE TO REPLY U, BE SURE TO LOOK BOY BOY. I.E. PRI SCHOOL KID
COS ZJ LOOKED LIKE ONE


AND TO END OFF, I PRESENT TO U ALL

1X IRRITATING FYSH


It is a gift... "DAMN RIGHT ITS A GIFT" says:
eh you got anything on after sch tmr?
FYSH. says:
why
It is a gift... "DAMN RIGHT ITS A GIFT" says:
asking
FYSH. says:
why
It is a gift... "DAMN RIGHT ITS A GIFT" says:
...
FYSH. says:
why
It is a gift... "DAMN RIGHT ITS A GIFT" says:
NAO HIAH LAH
FYSH. says:
why
It is a gift... "DAMN RIGHT ITS A GIFT" says:
....... I WANNA ASK U OUT FOR A DATE
FYSH. says:
why


-It is a gift... "DAMN RIGHT ITS A GIFT" has gone offline.-