Fysh tails. (pun pun)

Monday, August 27, 2007

im damnnnnnnnn bloody bored in the office right nowwwwwwww. i've got a soundbite to cut but im so lazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

nobody msgs me on MSN anymore so i'll just have to resort to blogging random blog posts :(((((((((((((((((((((((

my eye candy in the office from business desk came to work today with a short hairstyle. her hair used to be damn uberrrrrrr long like rapunzel's but now its short and neat. but its still naissssssssssssss kekekke

i had beef beehoon with egg again for dinner just now. damn nais pls.

1 more month till the end of this shit ass internship. its so hard for me to actually write anything in the logbook. why? because sadly, i havent really learnt anything new so to speak. unless its the fact that singaporeans are a bunch of fucking QQ-ers who cry at every damn thing ranging from buses which come 3 at a time in a span of 1 minute. fuck la like that also wanna komplain.
so yea basically i'm doing the same stuff over and over again. besides that i also learnt that being a journalist equates to wasting monies on cab fares and the like.

sian siannnnnnnnnnnnnnsiannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


oh yah for those people who dont know what QQ stands for, here's how it works. NEW TERM FOR ALL OF U TO USE! HAHAHA

for example:

tyia: QQ more noob (HAHAHHA)

so yes QQ is the act of whining/crying/making a fuss/kaobei kaobu-ing ALL ROLLED INTO ONE!

seeeeeeeeee new term for all of u to use!

wah lao then now G so fast zhao alr. knn.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

felicia` says:u nv help me

felicia` says:find article on LHZB

carolineeeeeee says:knn from just now till now still havent foudn any?

felicia` says:haha i thot u'll find for me

felicia` says:i read half of e paper

felicia` says:den i gave up

felicia` says:cos i couldnt read

felicia` says:and i was productive pls

carolineeeeeee says:..

felicia` says:1 hour read 1 包子

carolineeeeeee says:LOL

carolineeeeeee says:包子 = BUN

carolineeeeeee says:HAHAHA

so as i was saying......... i was looking thru people's defunct blogs and one of them happened to be Bernie's (HINTHINT)

and there was this post back in May 16th 2006

Which country's soldiers fought in the most fronts in WWII?
A) France
B) Russia
C) Poland
D) Germany


so as usual people were leaving comments, guessing that shit out, for example.....

1) My guess Poland...? I think they fought on every front.Melissa :)
2) USA? HAHA I dunno. And yes! We HAVE to get together more. GO HUATTERS. (jawa)

here was my answer: f)Singapore.

to which bernie gave the answer: 1 POINT FOR MELISSA. IT'S POLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! :)

and here's what i replied:

not singapore meh?
singapore got alot of frontz
got waterfront
got stadiumfront
got infront (malaysia)
got alot lorh.


Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Having my lunch and browsing through all those old blog links of others, and i realised that so many of them are now defunct.

this blog was created in 2003 and IS still running in 2007. wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. kudos to myself. HAHAHA

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

since WoW is STILL down after coming home from work, i guess this warrants another blog post since im waiting for my heater to heat up.

took a cab back from Mediacorp after work, and had a little chat with the taxi driver. wasnt anything much, he was the one doing most of the talking, whilst i was just smiling and going "yea" "yup" "uh huh". before i left the cab, he said "good night! have a good rest!" and i asked him "driving till morning?" he replied "yup, no choice lah, can't just sit around and wait for money to fly in, can i?"

something about that struck me. sure, he might be a taxi driver for whatever reason. not some rich fuck, celebrity, or minister. but i respect him still.

i respect the fact that he just leads a simple, normal and humble life. something which is always around, but yet we always choose to walk the other road - wealth, power and fame.

im very appreciative of taxi drivers. they send me home safely after work everyday.

1x random post ftw.

anyway grats to ben for getting his driving license. god knows when im gonna get mine with all this procrastinating. lol

just in time to replace alvyn ahmad too btw. LOL

Monday, August 13, 2007

This post is to remind myself 10 years down the road about the following things:

- my new personal fav after roast duck rice is now officially FRIED BEEF BEEHOON + EGG. OMFG FTFW

ok thats it. nothing like working for 4 hours +, then having such a 1x HOHSEI DINNER to keep you going for another 4 hours till end of work.

im gonna take a pic with MAH HOMIEZ at LAU LIM KEE once my internship is over, for providing me with such KENG FOODZ that really made my working life much more bearable.

anyway, note to self about downloading some keng songz from FEI YU QING'S programme : WU DI DONG
lol fucking funny u guys GOTTA watch this HAHAHHA


Sunday, August 12, 2007


Thursday, August 09, 2007

the boy touches the girl but shesnervoushe starts to play with her pants, sheis nervoushe kisses her neck, she starts to getthe picture.she thinks, "im in love, its ok"he thinks "god shes so hot, this isgreat"she thinks "i hope this isnt wrong"he thinks "i hope i brought a condom"their pants are off.they are in the bed.shes thinking this is crazyhes thinking how lucky am i!its the next daythey are sleeping.he gets up,and remembershe forgot the condom.she says "whats wrong?"he says "will you always love me?"she thinks "definitly! why?"he says "because, i will always loveyou."a few months later her stomach isbigger.shes pregnant.she calls him "hun?""yeah baby whats wrong?""when we..you know, did you use acondom?"there was a long pause."no. baby i love you so much, we candeal with this baby i swear!""i hate you!"she hung up.6 months later she gave birth to thechild, with her boyfriend right besideher.they cared for it, and loved it.but one day she snapped when herboyfriend was gone, she wrote a note,and this is what it said, "this babywas your fault and accident. it dosntdeserve a life. and neither do i."she stabbed herself 3 times afterslitting the babys throat.if you dont repost this, the baby,allison marie garrison, will come toyour house late at night and slit yourthroat like her mom did to herat exactly 1:47 29 seconds and 4.5 1/2miliseconds. at nightrepost as boy touches girl

HAHAHAHA OMG HANTU SLIT j00 THROATZ. cant be fucked formatting this chunk of shit so if u're bored and u dont mind this wall of text, read on.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Left or right? (something that i found off my colleague's blog. pretty accurate for me)

First, identify yourself as right or left brain person:

1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying. Look at your hands. If you see

Left thumb is below the right thumb ---> left brain
Right thumb is below the left thumb ---> right brain

2. Fold your arms in front of you (as if you are angry)

Right arm above left arm ---> left brain
Left arm above right arm ---> right brain

Based on 1+2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:


Considerate, traditional, indirect type
Can instinctly read other's emotion, and respond friendly by nature.
Although not very into taking intiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others.
Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling.
But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.


Loves challenges
Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away.
Very curious, and love challenges.
Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly).
Their weakness is they dont listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective.
However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.


Dedicated, cold, perfectionist
Very logical in all aspects.
The only way to defeat (or win over) him/her is through reasons.
Has a lot of pride, and feels strongly about doing the right thing.
If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy.
However, if they are your opponents, they will be very tough to deal with.
Because they can be very "anal" as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.


Likes to take care of others, leader type
Has a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs.
Because of their cool and calm nature, and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group.
Popular among people. However, they may not be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much.
Very concerned about how others view them, and always on alert.

Well personally, i got....


Considerate, traditional, indirect type
Can instinctly read other's emotion, and respond friendly by nature.
Although not very into taking intiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others.
Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling.
But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.

which is true in a sense, since i always find it hard to say No, and yes the initiative part applies too hahahaha

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

wow time really flies and now its time for the next "once-in-a-month" update!

well this being said, its less than 2 months till Internship is over and i cant fucken wait.
after being in Meliakok Ladio Chynis Newz for the past 4 months or so, I definitely can say that this isnt the industry for me.

now why would i say that? here's an example.

someone calls the hotline reporting about some missing woman in mandai. my editor got wind of it, and told me to contact the person. i said "okay" and went back to doing my stuff which i was doing beforehand.

10 mins later she asked me, "fysh have u called the person?" i replied "no not yet cos im busy doing my stuff" she then did a facepalm on her own face and lamented about not having a sense of urgency. hahahahhaa.

moral of the story : fysh doesnt give a shit about who died/went missing/got 1st/ etc etc etc, nor can he be bothered to actually pursue those stories. Thus he is in the wrong department.

yea yea i know this shit is supposed to be in my reflective journals and all, but its so hard for me to write in the ejournals/logbook for the sole reason of not being able to throw in hokkien vulgarities.

Thus as of now, its still pretty barren. lol. so that means i cant be a secretary either. cos i cant update stuff for shit.

anywayyyyyyyyyy, all the interns are leaving and that leaves only me. sian.

but nvm im just taking things one day at a time, and it so happens that after tonight, its 2 days off! (wed & thurs) wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee