Fysh tails. (pun pun)

Monday, January 31, 2005

Self Explanatory.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

lol i woke up this morning, and checked my hp.

It was 9.30am.

The first thought that popped into my mind was,

"Oh fuck, im late for work."

Wtf im brainwashed.
ahahha im always full of angsty rants.

But a cup of the uber granny's chin chow always does wonders.

lol. anyhow, had a great day yesterday. thanks guys. :)
You Have A Type B Personality

You're as laid back as they come... Your baseline mood is calm and level headedCreativity and philosophy tend to be your forte
Like a natural sedative, you have a soothing effect on peopleFriends and family often turn to you first with their problemsYou have the personality to be a spiritual or psychological guru

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You Are a Prophet Soul
Prophet Soul.
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
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A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious.That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep.Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily.You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others.You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves.You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful.

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Saturday, January 29, 2005

This is gonna be a really angsty post. Period.

Fuck spider lah.
Today's my half day, and everyone's busy with something.
What the fuck lah.
So I knock off at 1, and i've got nothing to do till 6.30pm.
Msged some people to go to town.
Then i seriously have no idea why in the blazing hells the people whom i msged, asked me to meet some other lantiu people.
"Oh go meet so and so, they're in town!"
Fuck lah like i give a flying fuck.

I msged you, not them right.

Yeah ok lah i know it was done outta goodwill cos u cant make it.
But u know what?
I dont give a fuck either.

Naohiah Knn ccb.

I'm feeling really fucked up now.
but, Im not blaming anyone lah ok.
And u guys sure tell me to "Relaxing" right.
Fuck it.

These are all empty rants lah ok.

SO just fucking let me swear here

Moral of the story?

Boredom eventually leads to angst.


hoho. bored again. so here i am, blogging in the office.
2 wks more till i get my pay. cant wait.

sian lah im knocking off at 1, and only meeting my friends in the evening for dinner.
so what shud i do from 1-6?
As usual, i shall stone. ):

i realised that dragonforce lyrcis are really inspiring, in a certain kinda way.
or rather, they adopt this "wartime" scenario.
its kinda like LOTR.
like how they all come together, and pwn baddies.

Into the fires of forever we will fly through the heavens
With the power of the universe we stand strong together
Through the forces of power, it will soon reach the hour
For victory we ride, Fury of the Storm

We are the chosen one we can not fail now
Spilling all the blood on the fires below
Smashing through the boundaries with the fire and fury
Killing all the mortals down the widing road


the piano intro of Dragonforce - Dawn Over A New World si nais.

haha so huaji loh. i left my comp on before leaving for work.
so i'd be labelled as away.
but when i logged on using another account in the office, i was "online"
so confirm got someone using.
thinking that it was my sis, i called home.
apparently, it was my mum checking out feng shui on the net.
tech savvy mums for u.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Mrt trips are always really long, and boring.
So during that time, I'd always stone, and my mind tends to drift..to anything and everything.

Today i was thinking, about connections.
Between friends i mean.
So lets see.
Lets say if i didnt know ben
ben -> swong
-> huiwen
-> daryl
-> carrie and her krew
julian-> G
-> L
alvyn -> doreen
-> abby
(come to think of it, i think thats all. and the thing is i dont exactly even talk to them, just acquaintances. wtf. alv that farker knows everyone i know, but i dunno bout his friends. only heard of their names before. lol. wtf?)

and so on and so forth.
I think its REALYYYYYY amazing. how we get to know someone, then get to know another person thru that someone, and then the cycle continues. Agreed?

ok i know there's a whole shitload more but yea u guys know who u are. these are just a couple of names which popped into my mind. -shrugs-

haha well, enough of silly stuff. im starting to hate taking the mrt.
here's why
1) because of my l337 shoulders, whenever i sit down i have to slouch or else i'd be touching the 2 indians sitting next to me. and my back aches. dont u just hate fat people who fucking take up 1 and a half seats, leaving you with only half?
2) Aunties with 3310s on LOUD profile with some fucked up ringtone. And when the phone rings, they answer the phone with the only flair they possess in the market. And that is, "TALKING REALLY LOUDLY". EVEN LOUDER THAN THE GODDAMNED RINGTONE. AND IN DIALECT. and it irks me when people cant pronounce for nuts. eg. she pronounced triple, as trible. Fuck off lah.
3) Really fucked up people. and i mean fucked up. cos they basically have the words "SUP IM FUCKED UP." carved over their foreheads.
Examples? People who talk to themselves about something like "will i have "Today" to take? no i dont think so cos everyone would have taken it. how bout "Streats". hmm i guess its the same. oh no...." plus the specimen wears his pants ABOVE his waist, so that u can see his 6cm long socks.
Note: he was speaking in chinese to himself and by translating it to english, i made it sound nicer. If u were there u'd have slapped him.

by the way, do u savvy really hairy indians? cos i cant stand them. esp indian girls who dont shave and shit (sorry i meant "sit") next to you. IT FUCKING IRRITATES ME COS HER FARKING HAIR KEEPS BRUSHING ON MY ARM. OMFG. THE TRAUMA. EVEN HER LEGS.

and lastly, really ugly. people who hug and kiss each other in front of me. the guy's some scrawny fuck with golden highlighted hair, and the girl's some ____(insert any negative adj here) slut. and she aint pretty to start with. fucking motley. and while kissing the guy, she was looking at me, with mocking eyes that said "you want a piece of me?"
lol i grinned. and pointed the 3rd finger.
then i think she told her boyfriend or something.
so he stared at me.
i stared back, of course with my head tilted upwards.
and just smirked back.
lol like what the fuck can he do.
punch me?
haw. i bet G punches harder.
so in the end they just walked away.

ok this ends my rants for the day. im feeling alot better. teehee. BAI BAI. ^_^

Wednesday, January 26, 2005


1) Are you at home?
2) And feeling REALLYYYY bored?
3) Got nothing to do but yet you itch to go out?
4) Do you love stoning?
5) If not, how about talking to posters?
6) Do you dig just staring into space for 9 hrs straight?
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P/s: Malays and indians are not allowed. (Sorry im not being racist here, but we rear pigs and cows as our guards. Afterall, who are the thieves and robbers to start with?)
People with IQ lower than 130, or higher than 210 are not allowed too.

Sian lah. Anw the kuay chap at the coffeeshop down stairs was damn good shit. Plus im gonna eat my ruffles potato chips now. kekeke. 3 more farkin hours to go. ):

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Its 1.20pm now and im in the office.

Guess what.

I've been stoning for 4hrs and 20 mins.

Sure, u might tell me, "hey its the dream job where u just have to sit there and do nothing!"

I'll say "Fuck you."

And i'll hereby dare u to come work for a week and then u tell me how u feel.

ok yay hooray that provided arnd 4-5 mins of entertainment.

now i gotta go offline.

back to more solitaire, minesweeper, and pinball.


Sunday, January 23, 2005

Went to eat Bbq stingray, crayfish, kangkong, and otah. everything with sambal chilli. Kan hohsei.

keke. i was in the car at the petrol kiosk when i saw this malay kid on a bicycle cycling arnd THE PETROL KIOSK. as in weaving in and out of the pumps and shit. so i said "eh knock him down ley" but my dad said "cannot. wait."
so he moved the car outta the pump, then he said "ok now can. i just rewerse and knock him, easier to zhao right. otherwise if i knock him head on, his bicycle blocking my way lah. cannot drive away."
lol so i said "but ehh malays damn good at their bikes what. they can just do some trix and siam."
then he said "hell yeah malays are good. knn. they're good for nothing loh."

Thursday, January 20, 2005

ahhaha feeling really happy now for no apparent reason. but its good nonetheless

anyhow, work today was so so i guess.
reached the office at 8.30am.
Played Xenogears all the way till 2.30pm.
then boss came in and i had to do stuff
mostly all the delivery orders and inwoices and stuff like that.
all the way till 6.10pm. sian. and he even wanted me to come back on friday.
lol kee lan lor. im sure i will. (:

anyhow, i met a malay dude at lot 1 selling those stupid charity shat.
i said "No." 3 times, gave him a lantiu face, and guess what, he still didnt get the drift.
well im not suprised.
and he kept going "ehhh brudderrrr, help them lah, u look so handsome sial. help them make their dreams come true"
so i said "dreams? what dreams?"
then he said "oh some of them wanna be doctor and all, but no money sial. no money to study"
i said "oh really?"
i looked at the coupons and saw the islam sign. the star and the moon.
and for some UNBELIEVABLE reason, i took my wallet out and donated.
k lah maybe that malay just caught me in one of my better moods then.
oh well. at least im helping some kids. tho i know they wont make it. gahaha.
no wonder im feeling happy

on the other hand, i knicked my lip while shaving just now.
Fuck. Its bad karma. Allah is punishing me cos i laughed at the malays mass praying downstairs my neighbouring block.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Lol so huaji loh. Im reduced to serious boredom just stoning in the office.

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

I left my house at 10am this morning.

And returned 12 hours later.

Tired. ):

i realised that by hanging out with G, u can get alotta goodies.

Goodies like,
1) A "The Incredibles" keychain.
2) 1 cup of $1 chin chow. Plus she gave me half of hers too.
3) A self woven grasshopper, using a leaf she plucked from the plants outside a condo.
4) 4 Brandy Toffees.
5) 1 Biodot. which gauges how stressed up you are.

Sorry, forgot to add in one more. was only JUST reminded by G
6) After8 Choc Mints

hehe. thanks to her " CHAO FREE GOODIES. wont give u anymore after8s. grrrrr." (:

Thanks alot for all those stuff man. I really appreciate them. :))

lol. moral of the story : hang arnd G MORE OFTEN.

BUT, of course, being the nais guy i am, i walked her home from lantiu ubi to tampines. gagaga
altho i might seem stoned and all, i had a great time yea? ((:

Come to the fucking office and slack with me lah. PWEASE.

Oh speaking of that, anyone interested in a job?

Job scope : Coming down to the lantiu EMPTY office and just talk to me.
Pay is 2/hr. Its good shit ok. U get to eat chicken rice every hour.

OK fine. i'll just go dig up some of my ps games and bring it to play at the office tmr. ((:

Monday, January 17, 2005

haha. was supposed to work at the farking carlsberg, but those clowns never called me. So fuck it.

Anyhow, found a new job prospective.

G's Dad's Company. LOL

Mon-Fri 9-6 Sat 9-1 at 5/hr. ahah. and its at ubi.

wheeeeeeeee how fun. its quite alright lah. save the travelling distance.

But on recalling how xb was working at expo the last time too, i decided that i shud not lose to him. So yea. (:

nothing much has been happening. besides me finding a new found love for mint chocs. farking delicious. tho i still dun really like those normal chocs. only MINT chocs. hehe.

oh and ju that mofo is gonna book out this thurs. cant wait to see him and hear his stories. hahaha.

and ben, forget abt her lah. told u so many times alr still dun wanna listen. i cant be wrong at judging people. everytime i read ur EMO blog posts i feel like taking both ur heads and ramming them against each other. i guess u shud know what went wrong right. so i wouldn't emphasize. but one thing is, in a failed "r/ship", its always both parties at fault, not one only. so yea. i would tell u to forget her and go find some chick in PJC lah. although thats quite impossible. ahahha. or if u really want chicks, i can go incubate some eggs for j00. lol. kidding. cya on friday mang. (:
Ok here's the story abt this picture. Apparently the monkey u see here has killed tr0ll OH SO MANY TIMES, she hates it to the core. so i told her "if u feed the monkey with bananas, it will stop moving and so u can hit it without it attacking you." so i gave her bananas, and she dropped it in front of the monkey. but the monkey didnt give a flying fark abt the bananas and just ran right past it. so tr0ll said "ehh? how come it nv eat the bananas?" p/s : i got the bananas BY KILLING ANOTHER MONKEY. HAHAHA
ahahahaha. This picture speaks for itself. (: Well apparently, Allah is personified as a, (i have no idea what head is that, but lets call it The Sakred Skull). ok well maybe he's yankee doodle cos he has feathers in his hat(head). lololol.

Friday, January 14, 2005

hooray.solitaire winamp for yuo.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Fuck lah its been almost 1 and a half hrs and MAPLESTORY IS STILL FUCKING DOWN.

Fucking boring since maple story is down.

Anyhow, Im gonna work as a beer promoter ( hopefully ) for 3 weeks starting 16th Jan, 12-8pm.
6 per hr. Which means at the end of it all Im gonna earn for myself 1008 bux. Which is quite HOHSEI.

Gonna get 3 shirts, as I was telling G.
1. Alv told me there was a blue one at RL. So i guess imma get that one.
2. one shirt from A|X. Always loved that brand. But i guess its gonna be hard to find one. cos they sell mostly metro or retro shit.
3. (dont know yet)

And oh yes, a couple of other things as well.

hehe. of course, these things are just what i want.
1. PS2 or XBox
2. Sony Vaio TR series
3. A couple more pairs of jeans
4. Couple more polo and tees
5. a new and MORE RELIABLE mp3 player. (cos my old one conked up on me)

shall update it again when i think of somemore stuff to add

yea as u can see im a really simple person. (: come to think of it i need a new haircut too.
Im starting to sport a lion's mane which can match Clarissa with her hair down. DAMN.
anyway, just to add, Cadbury's After Dinner Choc Mints Pwn j00. cos im eating it now and its OH SO GOOD. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

I had the strangest dream last night.

I vaguely remember my mum, my sis and I walking to a car park or sumthing.

Then out of a sudden, this man kinda appeared, walked briskly to my sis.

At that point, I was already suspecting something.

Then, he stabbed her with a knife or sumthing, then walked away. (like how the mafia does it)

My sis crumpled to the ground like a rag doll.

When i saw it, i was like "WHAT THE FUCK?"

And then i woke up.

And stared at the ceiling. Stunned. Breathing heavily. Cos the adrenaline was still pumping.

Monday, January 10, 2005

I hate retards.

Esp retards like the following.

This is an email i got yesterday at 9.41pm.

Singnet ClassAds
You have received an email from simon regarding the ad on "Job required" (Ref No: 847332).

NOTE: Contact simon at 90016110.

"hi jin yu,
i understand that u r looking 4 a part time job.can u provide me more detail about yourself n the time frame that u r available.looking 4 ward 2 hear fr u,bye 4 now!

Brought to you by Singnet ClassAds - http://classifieds.singnet.com.sg/. "

So i replied like this. Email sent at 3.18pm today.

"hey! im 18+ this yr, chinese male. Just got outta jc and gonna enter poly. So im free all the way till late april or early may. Can start work asap. hmm, working hours are flexible, but preferably from late morning till evening or night time. Do you mind if i know what job u've got at hand? I've worked at major exhibitions before, and the last one was Sitex 2004. Yup, thats about it. Oh do u mind getting back to me on my hotmail account? chromium15@hotmail.com Cos i rarely check this account. heh. Thanks a lot!"

And guess what he replied back. Replied at 8.58pm today.

"sorry,vacancy already fill.bye bye"

Keep in mind i told him to reply to my hotmail account. That cheebye ACTUALLY REPLIED back to my singnet account. And i detest people with screwed up english. Its a serious turn off for me and it pisses me off.

3 Words.

Fuck off fucktard.

Saturday, January 08, 2005

was reading xiaxue's blog.

and 1 thing I dont get is,

Why does she keep harping on her PSLE grades?

Is 269 like a very big deal?

Wtf. -shrugs-

She's 20 already and still harping on something that happened 8 years ago.

Friday, January 07, 2005

lol how funny.

Conwergence called me when i was on my bus ride to town. Which was around 5+ to 6.

They said "Sir, your motherboard is ready for collection."

Lolololol. wtf?
I have something to say about Convergence Systems at SLS.

On the 1st December 2004, I went there to ask em to help me repair my motherboard.
They said it'll take two weeks.
Two weeks later, on 15/12/2004, I went there again.
And they said "alamak sorry arh, holiday seaon leh brudder. will take around 1 more week."


Well thank goodness they loaned me another motherboard.

Otherwise I'll make sure they all converge into Hell.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

lol i think i just typed the most loserish and most unfysh-like testimonial EVER.

Take a look.

Hi! My name is Jin Yu and im interested in the postion of patient service assistant, as told to me by a friend of mine.
Im a chinese male, 18 this year, just came out from Pioneer JC and waiting for admission into poly.
So yup i can start work asap, until around late May when the poly semester starts.
I might have no experience in working at clinics or hospitals before, but I learn really fast. (:
Please do get back to me if there are any vacancies available. Thanks!

Fuck. ):

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

heh just koped my sis's Simple Plan Cd to rip. Aint too bad, but i still prefer the previous ones better.

still currently looking for a job. and it sucks.

As i was telling G,

Piracy doesnt pay.
Indeed it doesnt.

Its free anyway. ((:

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

heh. update time. (:

but somehow i cant find anything to blog again. everyone's blogging abt what they're doing everyday and stuff like that. but for me i guess i've surpassed that stage. i choose to blog about more explicit stuff. (:

in this really superficial world of ours, its hard to really feel good about ourselves. perhaps only 3 of 10 people actually feel confident of themselves. and sometimes, i myself, dont really feel good either. sometimes i feel itsy bitsy compared to others, sometimes i just feel really weak.
no, im not gonna pray to God Almighty and ask him to bless me with good looks and charm, nor am i gonna pray to Allah to make malays stupider so as to seem smarter.

instead, im gonna thank the people who wrote and the person who sang this song. its all about being yourself and being true to ur own personality. i think thats one of the hardest things in life anyone can accomplish, and thus i shall make this my new yr resolution for 2005.

"dont u ever wish you were someone else. you were meant to be, the way you are exactly.
dont u ever say, u dont like the way you are. when you learn to love yourself, you're better off by far. and i hope u'll always stay the same, cos there's nothing bout you i would change."

really meaningful words from a really good song. what more can one ask for?

Monday, January 03, 2005

heh. whats there to blog now.
nothing. ((: