Fysh tails. (pun pun)

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Wellllllllllllllllllll today passed without WoW.

Why? i woke up in the morning looking forward to pwn more alliance nubs and to hit level 48.

double clicked on WoW on my desktop, and it brought me to the user name/password page.

entered my password.

and the following message appeared.

"Your game subscription has ended. Please purchase a game-card or renew it via credit card."

FUCK MANG. :@:@:@:@:@

so yeah well i just watched TV, TV and more TV.

caught a couple of good shows at night though.
There was Shallow Hal just now. Jack Black > *
And i caught the Andy Lau movie, "Running on Karma" too.
but it was fucking dumb.

anyhow, in around 40 mins time, it would be the end of the week.

has been a pretty much mundane week for me, with all the zhaoing school and all. hehehe.
and Friday being the only day i looked forward to, after the dreaded thursday.
actually the only reason why i hate thursdays, is because of French. HAHAHA

you dread what you do not know. :)

Friday was fantabulous though. I zhaoed multicam so as to be able to head down for stella's cousins' birthday party.

Woke up at around 9am in the morning, watched Bleach (the anime), then went back to sleep till 12pm. Made lunch out of Instant Myojo Mee goreng - it fucking rocks, and some uber l337 wanton in a box thingy.

if you dont know what that is, its supposedly some small plastic box with 5 wantons in it, and a frozen soup base. all you gotta do is add some hot water into the box, place it into the microwave and heat it up. then it'll be ready to eat.

BUT BUT BUT i didnt have a microwave, so i IMPROVISEDDDDD.
i placed it into an oven toaster and set it to 5 mins, while i went to WoW abit.

after 5 mins, i opened the toaster, and what i saw was a MELTED PLASTIC CONTAINER HAHAHA. not to mention that the wantons were still cold when i ate them with my mee goreng.

fuck sial im surprised i didnt kenna food poisoning from all that melted plastic + ZHI.

i finished eating my mee goreng and half frozen wantons, felt pretty wantony and went to shower. spent like 30 mins MAKING SURE MY SHIRT WAS TUCKED IN NAISLY, then headed out. not to raffles town club straight though, but to town.

because i felt i was obliged to get the hosts a little something rather than head there empty handed. was planning on going to marks & spencer to grab some chocolates. so i headed there first.

only chocs i saw there were stupid choco rolls and shit. none of those in gift boxes.
then there was one. Some belgian assorted choc shit. AND IT WAS 45 BUCKS! WTF.
not that im stingy lah, but 45 BUCKS FOR CHOCSSSSSSS ZOMG.

andddddd being the end of the month, i was pretty broke myself too. i could've bought the chocs lah, but then i was counting on saving some money for a cab ride back home later just in case i couldnt get a bus. so i didnt get it.

went down to the marketplace at the basement of Paragon instead to find chocs.
all they had were those gh3y jap chocs, or those stupid "WELCOME TO SINGAPORE" chocs.
they had those seashell ones lah, but they were fucking gh3y too.

Thats when i saw the wine section. so i headed there. saw a couple of familiar brands there, and since i've worked in a bar during my hols, i knew which brands were popular and all.

wanted to pick Cape Mentell Semillion Sauvignon Blanc as a gift. its white wine, because personally im a fan of white wine myself.
but then white wine wouldnt be practical because it would have to be chilled. so i decided on red instead.

i remember stella telling me she likes "Jacob's Creek"'s chardonnay, so i assumed the red wine must be as good as well. so hehehe i just grabbed a bottle of Jacob's Creek Cabernet Sauvignon, paid and left.

Took 190 from town to Raffles Town Club, and reached there around 6.35pm or so.
Turns out stella wasnt there yet, and so i just walked around aimlessly.
and i was the FIRST guest there can.

as warm as the people in her family were, it was still pretty scary lah. lol. afterall, i didnt know anyone there.

-blah blah blah blah blah-
the party was great! the food was ohkay lah, not too bad. there were games and all, all organised by stella's godpa. i shant go into details here because you've simply got to be there to experience it for yourself in order to know how fun it was!

all in all, it was a fantastic night for me.
not only did i have fun, i also experienced what it was like to be part of a huge, but close-knitted family!

Thanks for inviting me, baby. :)

haha alright as in typing this, my eyes are gonna close anytime alr.
dont know why when there's no WoW, i seem even more tired than usual.

dont care.
must make Blood Guard this week.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tuesday nightsssssssssssssssssss.

was watching TV just now, and saw the trailer of The Lakehouse.

Theme song was Keane's Somewhere only we know

and man, its fuckin good shit.
yea yea i know its not my kinda LOUD SCREAMO EMO HEAD BANGING kinda song,
but wtf lah its nais nonetheless.

PLUS, i cant wait to catch The Lakehouse!
yea AGAIN, i know its not my kinda HUAT AH KILL EVERYBODY AH kinda movie,
but wtf lah its still nais nonetheless.

i dont know why, but i guess im a person who just watches a movie for the concept and storyline instead of the actors.

you can always replace keanu reeves and sandra bullock with ah beng and ah lian and i'd still watch it if the script remains the same. but of course i'd only pay like 2 bucks to watch it.
whoever's acting in it doesnt really matter to me because they all seem the same anywayz.

right so anyway, i was so bored to the extent that i was reading people's blog archives.
si teh chief sian.

i've got that french project thingy coming up this thurs.
and for starters, i dont even have the contact numbers of my group members.
so c'mon everybody, LAUGH WITH ME

guess i'll have to come up with something by myself, just in case lah.

oh YES HAHAH i just have to mention this.
had audiopro yesterday (if you're thinking of whether or not to skip audiopro this week, dont hestitate to.)
we (me, iylia, hwanny) were so god damned bored, we went around browsing through other people's work. (lush scripts, ITAPS etc)

heard quite a few peoples' (i.e gloria, stella, willbernkai, kaman, charlene, joanneandjasmine) and boy, they were all damn good lah.

we also "stumbled" upon -AHEM-'s project.

use of voice tweaking was just OUTOFTHISWORLD. LOL

rekorded it into my handphone and its now my UBER l337 SMS TONE. HAHAHA

ok from this point onwards, im just leaving this window open and typing random shit inside it.

i just had yammy Meiji Nata De Coco yoghurt.
which is btw coconut fibre lah. those small white chewy cubes.
can buy at supermarket one.
then they come with uber l337 syrup and all

add ice into it and its (YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY).

am downloading Bleach again after a long hiatus. cos i was too lazy before. keke.

btw this week's gonna be pretty hohsei.

monday has passed.
tuesday has passed.
wednesday is going to pass smoothly.
thursday is not hohsei day.
friday is hohsei day.

ahhhhhhhh fuck, i had better get down to revising all my notes and stuff for BMR and socialogy.

ahhaha. thinking back on my JC life, the part i really miss is the ZHAOING sch part.

parts which involve me and ben heading to the office to claim SIGN OUT forms, then filling up our particulars, only to put my hp no. as his dad's contact number and vice versa.
following which, he'll head to the office first to hand in the form.
the clerk there will then call his dad (which will be me) to inform him that Ben is leaving the sch to see a doctor.

Can still remember the typical conversation.

-Phone rings-
Me: Hello?
Clerk: Hello is this (forgot ben's dad's name)?
Me: Yes speaking. Who's this?
Clerk: Hi I am calling from PJC, just to inform you that your son, Benjamin Ng, is sick and he is leaving the school now to see the doctor.
Me: Really? Oh okay thanks for informing me.
Clerk: That's about it. Thank you for your time.
Me: No problem. Bye.

then ben leaves the school and waits for me outside.
i head into the office now and hands in my form and the same shit repeats itself AHAHHAHAHA
after which i'll be walking out of school too and we'll head over to my house for some Unreal Tournament and shit. LOL
fucking nostalgia owns u.

not to mention that on many mornings, either he or i will msg each other "eh fuck lah kan sian dont feel like going sch today."

then either of us will reply "ok meet u at usual place we go macs makan breakfast then go queue up at polyclinic."

classic man, just classic.

actually come to think of it, i have LOTS of zhaoing sch escapades.
the most memorable one has to be during sec 1 or 2, i forgot.

but what happened was that i zhaoed school for one whole week.
i leave the house at 6am, sit at the void deck for 45 mins till 6.45am.
my mom leaves the house for work, i go back to the house and sleep and rilak.

so anyway i didnt go sch for 1 week, when i went back, the teacher asked me for MC and i said i didnt have one.
gave him a self-forged parent's letter instead, saying that i had food poisoning.

my teacher didnt exactly believe though and said he wanted to call my parents.

and i tell you.
the next few days were FUCKING HELL.
every phone call that comes through will make me pee in my pants.
i seriously could not imagine what would happen if my teacher contacts my parents and realises that it was all a facade.

it made me so nervous i could not sleep every night.
i ended up plucking out the telephone line everynight when my parents were at home.

miraculously though, the teacher didnt call and my butt was saved.
and i swore never to zhao sch for more than a week, EVER AGAIN.


my comp is laggin cos this post is too long already.
so imma hit publish post now, lest my comp suddenly screws up thanks to my uber l337 intel pentium processor which has 2 pins less.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Weekends are always the best days for me.

For all of you who're interested, (if you reading this blog, U HAVE TO BE INTERESTED)
here's what i did throughout the weekend. ;)


Woke up at 9am
Slept at 2am


Woke up at 9am again.
Went to iylia's house for BMR shat
Reached home at 4+pm
Till now

Fuck lah whenever i WoW, esp when im PvPing(ie playing against other players) dunno why my body heats up like fuck. Even when the fan is at max powwa i still feel damn hot. HUAT AH

anyhow, today i tamed a uber l337 kat, which hits every 1 second.
fucking uber l337. HOHSEI

Saturday, July 22, 2006

What the fuck is with all the pirate speaking and shit. -.-

I've mentioned that since young, i've always liked the baddies.
But there were some baddies i didnt like, and they were the pirates.

Sure, they might be carefree and they drink rum all day.
I dont give a rat's ass.

They're just dirty and disgusting. Period.

Friday, July 21, 2006

was reading angelyn's blog in the mornin for some reason, and saw this thingy on it.
hope you dont mind me koping it :)

Name twenty people you can think of right now.
Don't read the question(s) until you've named the 20 people.

1) snarly
2) alvyn
3) ewie
4) bernie
5) philip
6) crystal
7) gloria
8) ickie
9) shuey
11) ben NG
12) ben LEE
13) vannessa
14) eewnais
15) jawa
16) april
17) eudora
18) ian troll
19) cheryl HONG
20) wennie

How did you meet #14 (eewnais)?
same klass.keke

What would you do if you didn't meet #1(snarly)?
not really a matter of what i'd be doing (WoW. lol), but instead, i wouldnt know the meaning of <3. :)

What if #9 (shuey) and #20 (wennie) dated?
both are straight so it would never happen

Would #6 (crystal) and #17 (eudora) make a good couple?
fuck no. -.-

Describe #3(ewie).
si teh chief ewil. HAHAHA

Is #8 (ickie) attractive?
eh im not sure ley. maybe to girls lah.

Describe #7 (gloria).
a really really good good friend who is always there when u need her.

Do you know any of #12 (ben LEE) family members?
eh no.

What would you do if #18 (ian troll) confess to you that he likes you?
i'd tell him nicely to fuck off. lol not like he's gh3y anyway.

What language does #15 (jawa) speak?
Jawaian lor.

Who is #9 (shuey) dating?
Dont think she's dating anyone. LOL

How old is #16 (april)?
18 i guess.

When is the last time you spoke to #13 (vanessa)?

Who is #2's (alvyn) favourite band/singer?
lots lah. but almost all same shit as what i like.

Would you ever date #4 (bernie)?

Would you ever date #1 (snarly)?

Is #15 (jawa) single?
yah cos everyone's scared of her uber l337 blasterz

What's #10's (lawlrah) last name?

Would you ever be in a relationship with #11 (ben NG)?
what the fuck lah. my list got so many girls and everytime this kinda question pops up, it has to be about a guy.

School of #3 (ewie)?

Where does #6 (crystal) live?
Ang Mo Kio.

What's your fave thing about #5 (philip)?
he's not gh3y. lol

Have you seen #2 (alvyn) naked before?
yah we had buttsecks too.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Fuck this multicam shit.
At the rate i'm going, i'm never gonna finish my fucking proposal in time.

My attention span when im front of the comp is zilch fucking kosong.
Keep finding myself blog-hopping, trolling WoW forums and checking MSN with every word i type in MSWORD.


so therefore the only solution now is to fucking get away from my comp and start doing my script on a piece of paper for starters.

SO, BYEBYE. only thing i'd be lacking is some company. :( sometimes i wish i had a sibling who's the same age and in the same course as me. then everynight we can chiong our work at the last minute. oh well.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Where got pixelated?
Random checklist of Random Stuff

1. Multicam Demonstration Proposal
2. Socialogy journals
3. Socialogy group project
4. BMR group project
5. French tests coming up
6. BMR/Socialogy tests
7. Multicam recording this friday

URGH. my french FTL. not to mention i already forfeited 10% of my final multicam grade by waking up late this morning. lawl.

oh welllllllllll.

looking forward to this friday though. :)

ok more random stuff.
here's a pic of my pet in WoW. Name's Gnash

Monday, July 17, 2006

In lieu of recent events, there's one important thing I've learnt so far.

It comes in the form of this song below, which happened to be playing in my Ipod while i was on the trip home. Upon hearing those words, i immediately awoke and started thinking "hey these are really apt lyrics."

Well ok here's the song.


Blessed Union of Souls -She likes me for me

She don't care about my car
She don't care about my money
And that's real good cause I don't got alot to spend
But if I did it wouldn't mean nothin'
She likes me for me
Not because I look like Tyson Beckford
With the charm of Robert Redford
Oozing out my ears
But what she sees
Are my faults and indecisions
My insecure conditions

And the tears upon the pillow that I shed

She don't care about my big screen
Or my collection of DVD's
Things like that just never mattered much to her
Plus she don't watch too much TV

And she don't care that I can fly her
To places she ain't never been
But if she really wants to go I think deep down she knows that
All she has to say is when

She likes me for me
Not because I hang with Leonardo
Or that guy who played in 'Fargo'
I think his name is Steve
She's the one for me
And I just can't live without her
My arms belong around her
And I'm so glad I found her once again
And I'm so glad I found her once again
And I'm so glad I found her once again

Gazing at the ceiling as we entertain our feelings in the dark
The things that we're afraid of
Are gonna show us what we're made of in the end

She likes me for me
Not because I sing like Pavorotti
Or because I'm such a hottie
I like her for her
Not because she's phat like Cindy Crawford
She has got so much to offer
Why does she waste all her time with me
There must be something there that I don't see

She likes me for me
Not because I'm tough like Dirty Harry
Make her laugh just like Jim Carrey
I'm like the Cable Guy
But what she sees
Is that I can't live without her
My arms belong around her
And I'm so glad I found her once again
Found her once again
I'm so glad I found her once again
Once again

I'm glad we found each other. :)

Sunday, July 16, 2006


Thursday, July 13, 2006

There is only one girl who, in spite of my usual way of talking (read: vulgarities), has the ability to make sweet things come out of my foul mouth. :)

You know who you are so dont leave a "omg..who's that girl?" comment again. ;)

(to all others besides the intended recipient: haha. u must be reading and thinking "fuck lah not another s _ _ _ _ _ post". sorry lohhhhhhhhhhh. but blogs are supposed to be about ur life arent they? And she is part of it. A major part of it. kay here i go again. i'd better stop here. lol.)


Wednesday, July 12, 2006



Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Tonight i have to say again how much i love WoW. especially the owning noobs part.

Utmost joy fills up within me whenever my Aimed Shot crits for 650+ damage at level 36.
Of which i follow up with Multishot and AutoShot.
Which leads to utmost ownage.

Then to add on to that ownage, I run over to their corpse and
/laugh (Chromi laughs at you.)
/spit (Chromi spits on you.)


WoW is cool. Everyone should play WoW.

Si teh bored.

Here is the analysis:

1. When it comes to love, you take your time and do not fall in love easily.
2. You give 50% to your relationship and expect to receive 50% in return.
3. If there is a problem in your relationship, you are able to confront it in an optimistic way and full of hope. You want to work it out right away, all by yourself.
4. You need lots of reassurance in your relationship. You'd like to see your loved one every day, if possible.
5. You accept your loved one the way they are. You don't expect him or her to change for you.
6. When you love someone, you tend to stay in love for a long time.

Try it out here.


Monday, July 10, 2006

Today, heartless assclowns who live in the East left me alone on the lonely train ride home back to CCK.

But it was still (H), because 1614 messages in 1x speshcial folder kept me company. :)

Sunday, July 09, 2006

On my baby's request,

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fysh!
1. Fysh can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by fysh.
3. Scientists believe that fysh began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be fysh.
5. It is bad luck to walk under fysh.
6. Lightning strikes fysh over seven times every hour.
7. Fysh is actually a mammal, not a fish!
8. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw fysh into a volcano it would stop erupting.
9. More people are killed by fysh each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
10.Snow White's coffin was made of fysh.



Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Every once in awhile, when there's no WoW,
I get the chance to sit back in my chair, and think about the many things which are in my life right now.
I've got a bunch of omgwtfpwnzanyotherpeople friends: people who are on the same wavelength with me, who put up with my never ending nonsense every other day.

Haha yeah I can be quite annoying at times with the things I do. (yes im still on it even after dinner yesterday. lawl.)
Be it me laughing at you when u're feeling fucked up, going overboard with making fun of you (sorry jawa), asking many stupid questions with the sole purpose of annoying, etc etc etc haha i cant even recall what else i did.

So this post is to thank each and every one of you for putting up with me, be it for the past 1 day or for the past year.

Thank you, really. I really appreciate it. Though i'm sorry to say that, as much as i wanna be less annoying, i cant. its innate. So, KEEKLES2UALLHAHAHA.

While I'm halfway through this 1x bootlicking post, there's a special someone whom i believe, deserves to know how MUCH i appreciate her.

That someone, has a boyfriend who believes that WoW > *
That someone, has a boyfriend who totally sucks at taking the initiative (be it smsing, calling, msn)
That someone, has a boyfriend who can annoy the hell out of her at times.
That someone, has a boyfriend who is always either too insenstive or over-sensitive.

The date today is 4th of July, and that translates to 10 more days before our 5 months.

I'm always either playing WOW or doing other stuff, and it might seem that i only have you on my mind when im NOT busy,
but man, u're on my mind all the time, everytime.

Thanks, for staying by my side all this while, and for putting up with me. :)

I can type a million other words on how great that someone is, how sucky i am as compared to someone so beautiful, and how i so do not deserve someone like that.

But to keep things short,
Here's the 3 words which mean everything.


this time what I want is you
there is no one else
who can take your place
this time you burn me with your eyes
you see past all the lies
you take it all away
I've seen it all
and it's never enough
it keeps leaving me needing you
Went to baby's blog and saw this quiz which she saw on her friends' blogs, so just decided to do it for fun :)

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.