Hello.

1) Are you at home?
2) And feeling REALLYYYY bored?
3) Got nothing to do but yet you itch to go out?
4) Do you love stoning?
5) If not, how about talking to posters?
6) Do you dig just staring into space for 9 hrs straight?
7) Want someone whom you can converse/bullshit with?
8) And most importantly, you wanna make a new friend? (Of course, the best there is. Yours truly. (: )

If so, then KONGRATZ! You've won a free visit down to our SUPER DUPER FABULISIC showroom and a private date with the OH-SO-l337 person there! (which is me)
Please print the following voucher and make your way down!
Number of dates per day are limited. So act fast!
Just make your way down to
Ubi Road 1 Blk 3014A
Its so Simple! Even n00bs can do it. So can you.

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Show this voucher to claim your 1 day free tour of our showroom, plus an exclusive date with
Fysh! (without the co.) Plus a free goodie bag too! While stocks last!


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P/s: Malays and indians are not allowed. (Sorry im not being racist here, but we rear pigs and cows as our guards. Afterall, who are the thieves and robbers to start with?)
People with IQ lower than 130, or higher than 210 are not allowed too.


Sian lah. Anw the kuay chap at the coffeeshop down stairs was damn good shit. Plus im gonna eat my ruffles potato chips now. kekeke. 3 more farkin hours to go. ):