Fysh tails. (pun pun)

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

HAHAHHA THIS IS SO FUNNY, I JUST HAVE TO POST IT AGAIN. LOLOLL

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As i was telling G, i was "considering" setting up a restaurant. so naturally i'd have to think up names for the restaurant and the dishes themselves.
anyone has any ideas?
here're a couple myself.

1.keekleclams/cockles/mussels fried with sambal/black pepper
2.fried oyster omelette with HAO ZHI ALL OWER. mm. bittersweet.
3.corny corn with mexican jumping beans.
4.stonefysh with deep fried sea anemone.
5.chicken nudgegets
6.trixxy drumstixs (dedicated to alvyn)
7.drink of the day- Naohiah Juice
(above 3 were contributed by G. Gee, Thanks G. HAHAA)

damn i cant think of anymore. its too trixxy.
anyhow, i thought of the restaurant name and the specialty dish.

Specialty dish is

"COCOJE SEA COCOJES, WITH FRIES IN THE HOUSE.(HOUSE FRIES)"

and guess what.

Restaurant's name is

"Fyshy Business: Use Wulgarities at your own discretion"

why? u might ask. read on to find out!


Gee came up with an interesting way for customers to order!
here're the new dishes
Chilled Burps
On Mean Fisherman's Goatee
Fysh Under Corny Keekles
Where's The Fysh?
dont get the link?

customers can now order by short form!
examples:
"can i have a cb?"
"omfg pls."
"give me a fuck."

so lets say a customer walks in
Alv for instance.
Waiter: "hi may i have your order?" -shows alv the menu-
Alv: -looks at uber l337 menu- "OMFG?"
Waiter: ok that will be one. anything else?
Alv: Cheebye lah fuck loh.
Waiter: oh okay 3 items now. nothing else right?
Alv: WTF?
Waiter: Relaxing sir. ur fysh is coming soon.

ahahha trix4u alv. kidding nia lah ok.
loloolol

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