Woke up today at 11am.
Walked into my living room.
And the first thing i saw was
ONE REALLY BIG FISH ON THE FLOOR
WITH BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

it was the most disturbing sight ever.
especially since it was the first thing i saw in the morning.
apparently it jumped outta my fish tank and landed on the floor.
how the blood came about i dont know.
perhaps just like those people who commit suicide,
it suffered from the rupturing of internal organs.

hmm that fish has been in that tank for 2 years lah.
ok so now lets observe one second of silence for that fish.
Amen.

ogay. so today i went to meet crystal at jurong east.
had lunch at long john's. and i just realised i crave tartar sauce alot. yum.
tricked her that the clam chowder was yoghurt and she fell for it.
and at redhill mrt station, she told me that dalmations are dogs which are injected with cow genes.
so i said "wow really ah i didnt know that"
and she said "trix4u noob shit"
lol.

walked to delta sports complex to watch ben play his final match of the yr cos his parents were being the usual insensitive assclowns.
Pjc against TPjc.
and im glad to say it was a mighty good match.
Final Score : 2-0
and what's the best thing?
Ben scored both. lol.
and he was complaining to me on the mrt about how happy he was, but not being able to blog about it.
so here it is
BEN SCORED 2 FUCKING NICE GOALS AND THUS HE SI TEH HERO. HAIL HIM.

lol and crystal is crazy. she does the craziest things.
-throwing shoebags at birds
-telling me pigeons are really cute, and then start to giggle at them.
-saying my skin was really gross (cos it was peeling) and then proceeding to scratch them with her long nails. (which made it worse)

etc
etc
etc

if there's one word to describe her
i'd say
Volatile.

yeah then went to cut my hair before going home.
no more stupid Ronald McDonald's hairstyle for me.
or at least thats what xb said.
Fuck u xb.
lol kthnxbye