Woke up at eleven today. Ate bread.

Felt bored. SO i went to Gb with myself.
As usual, i just open a room myself and wait for another person to come in.
1v1s are always oh so fun.

anyhow, i played 47 rounds of 1v1s. which took me like 2hrs25mins.
of which,
i lost 1.
and won 46.

how'd i lose the 1? i got a stupid turtle. growl2turtles.

lol and when i play i dont talk at all, i just own them.
so after winning every round, i took note of what those noobs said.
here are some quotes.

"fuk u."
"wtf u aimbotter"
"de donde eres"
"chao cheebye fuck u lah"

and the usual "meirdas".

well as u can see, i'm owning everyone from around the world, right in my chair. how nice. (:

and since im so free, anyone wants gunbound tutorials?
Lessons included: how to use each and every mobile (except turtle)
how to do l337 shots.
how to do ultra high angle shots. (which is really easy in wind 0)
how to own each and every single noob.
how to ride hurricanes.

2 yrs' experience in owning noobs.
u name it, i've got it.
dont believe me?
i'm always open to a challenge.
just leave ur nick and tell me what time u wanna play. (:

Gg n00bs.