Give me one reason not to hate taking MRTs.
For every one reason, I can give you 10 reasons WHY I HATE TAKING MRTs.
Lets start at the platform.
1)Everyone crowds around the fucking yellow lines. (Note: not behind them, in front of them. and some fucktards just feel good standing right in front of the door, when there's a really obvious sign which says "Give way to alighting passengers.")
All huddled around the fucking area like hyenas feeding on a carcass.
Train arrives.
2)Yeah, as i mentioned above, instead of waiting for the passengers to step outta the mrt, they wanna push their way in first. Think LOTR, where the riders of rohan chiong into the armies of mordor. u get the idea. Results in a clogged up piece of shit.
3)People who push their way in. As long as there's something infront, they push. Like as if the train doors are gonna close anytime on them, or that was the last train on earth.
4)People who KEEP ON SQUEEZING INTO THE DAMNED TRAIN EVEN THOUGH ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS THERE'S NO MORE SPACE ON BOARD. FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT TRAIN LAH.
On Board.
5)Fucktards who keep on saying "escew me escew me" for God knows what fucked up reason. Example? The train's gonna reach a station in 5 mins time, but they're intent on "escewing" themselves to the door just so they can get off first, and maybe, Get a prize too! And what's the difference between their last position and their current one after "escewing" themselves? No more than 2 steps. And yet those 2 steps they took caused so much irritance. Like whatever lah cheebye. I'd force open the door while the mrt is travelling halfway and make sure they escew themslves off the fucking train. If only they could just WAIT AWHILE, for the convenience of others. Fools.
6)Clowns who lean on the poles. Whats wrong with that? you might ask. but the thing is, in a crowded train, people gotta hold on to something so they wont topple over another person. but some happening people just wanna lean on them. just today, this dude was leaning on the pole in the train i was on. and this granny next to the pole has nothing to hold on to. AND she kept falling into me. so i told that guy "hey can u fucking stand straight u invertebrate, so that other people can hold the fucking pole."
7)People who dont wanna move to the middle cos they're content with wherever they are. Nothing to say bout them.
8)People who cant carry their stuff properly. The train is already so fucking packed, and yet they still leave their things lying around everywhere. I felt like kicking them away.
At Jurong East Interchange
9)You know the situation when ur train reaches Jurong east, and just nice the middle train comes? Well, i wont be suprised to see people literally SPRINTING out of the train once the doors open. Its like as if their ass caught fire or something. All this just to get a pathetic seat.
10th reason consists of everything from body odour, irritating noise makers, etc etc.
Wow wee fucktards.
For every one reason, I can give you 10 reasons WHY I HATE TAKING MRTs.
Lets start at the platform.
1)Everyone crowds around the fucking yellow lines. (Note: not behind them, in front of them. and some fucktards just feel good standing right in front of the door, when there's a really obvious sign which says "Give way to alighting passengers.")
All huddled around the fucking area like hyenas feeding on a carcass.
Train arrives.
2)Yeah, as i mentioned above, instead of waiting for the passengers to step outta the mrt, they wanna push their way in first. Think LOTR, where the riders of rohan chiong into the armies of mordor. u get the idea. Results in a clogged up piece of shit.
3)People who push their way in. As long as there's something infront, they push. Like as if the train doors are gonna close anytime on them, or that was the last train on earth.
4)People who KEEP ON SQUEEZING INTO THE DAMNED TRAIN EVEN THOUGH ITS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS THERE'S NO MORE SPACE ON BOARD. FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT TRAIN LAH.
On Board.
5)Fucktards who keep on saying "escew me escew me" for God knows what fucked up reason. Example? The train's gonna reach a station in 5 mins time, but they're intent on "escewing" themselves to the door just so they can get off first, and maybe, Get a prize too! And what's the difference between their last position and their current one after "escewing" themselves? No more than 2 steps. And yet those 2 steps they took caused so much irritance. Like whatever lah cheebye. I'd force open the door while the mrt is travelling halfway and make sure they escew themslves off the fucking train. If only they could just WAIT AWHILE, for the convenience of others. Fools.
6)Clowns who lean on the poles. Whats wrong with that? you might ask. but the thing is, in a crowded train, people gotta hold on to something so they wont topple over another person. but some happening people just wanna lean on them. just today, this dude was leaning on the pole in the train i was on. and this granny next to the pole has nothing to hold on to. AND she kept falling into me. so i told that guy "hey can u fucking stand straight u invertebrate, so that other people can hold the fucking pole."
7)People who dont wanna move to the middle cos they're content with wherever they are. Nothing to say bout them.
8)People who cant carry their stuff properly. The train is already so fucking packed, and yet they still leave their things lying around everywhere. I felt like kicking them away.
At Jurong East Interchange
9)You know the situation when ur train reaches Jurong east, and just nice the middle train comes? Well, i wont be suprised to see people literally SPRINTING out of the train once the doors open. Its like as if their ass caught fire or something. All this just to get a pathetic seat.
10th reason consists of everything from body odour, irritating noise makers, etc etc.
Wow wee fucktards.
posted by ChR0 @ 10:18 AM
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