ok since i'm waiting for alv's *ahem* crystal to dye her gothic hair. i shall blog. wheeeee

here are a few interesting snippets since my last post.

While playing Gb, i came across this guy who was from Malaysia.
And there he was spouting some shit.
So i told him to Stfu
And he spouted more shit.
So i asked him, "Dude do u even know what u're talking about? What language are u speaking?"

And being the true blue malay he is,
He said "I speak Malaysian."

Ok.

On to the second one. Alv has been bugging me to blog abt it since he thinks it was really cool and all. ahahha.
Anyhow, we were walking home, when we saw this plump guy in front of us.
his hand was in his pants.
so i said to alv "hey check out that dude. i think he's scratching his cock."

Then alv said "What? SCRATCH COCK?"
and i was like "wtf. not so loud lah. cb."
Alv proceeded with "What did u say? SCRATCH COCK AH?"

by this time we were like only 10m away from the guy and he was already giving us a lantiu face.
but i dont think alv cared. cos instead of stopping, he increased the frequency.
"SCRATCH COCK AH? ASK HIM SCRATCH MINE LEH. MY COCK ITCHY."
"SCRATCH COCK?"
lol.

anyway new yr was kan sian.
i hate new yrs and all chinese festivals.