haha this just happened about 10 minutes ago.

-hotline phone rings-

i pick up.

"yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (for about 5 seconds) news very boring lehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (another 5 seconds)"

me: "wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. why lehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

"dunno lehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

me: "oh i know why. not enough cartoons right?"

"yah yah yahhhhhhhhhhhh put more cartoons in!"

me: "okay okay. what cartoon do you like? spiderman can?"

"spiderman? CAN CAN! YAY! OKAY BYEBYE!"


Caller was a 5 year old kid.

God knows why he was watching the news.